Positive Stories in General and COVID

Turdferguson

Just a turd
I got a good workout this morning. I attended a Catholic Mass honoring my Mother-in-law who died recently. If you have never been to a Mass it is constantly standing up and sitting down for an hour. :-)
Do you remember to spectacles , testicles, wallet, and watch before entering the pew?
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
When you see a 13 year old that couldn’t even make a 170 weight cut to be in a welterweight ufc fight, then yeah someone needs to take the candy away and let him know that * ain’t gonna fly. Now he is in the verge of death rotting away in bed unable to work or get laid. I was definitely in the right and his mother was a sick in the head woman defending her parenting.
While your INTENTIONS were right, your method sucked.
 

cachmeifucan

Well-Known Member
Less than 5 percent of people are vaccinated but
Masks work!
People been wearing masks at stores and in public and most work places for months and numbers were going up. Now in the middle of flu season numbers going down they must really hate trump for exposing the fake Republicans and warmongering politicians
 

Sportello

Well-Known Member
Less than 5 percent of people are vaccinated but

People been wearing masks at stores and in public and most work places for months and numbers were going up. Now in the middle of flu season numbers going down they must really hate trump for exposing the fake Republicans and warmongering politicians
Bless your heart.
 

Babagounj

Strength through joy

$75,000 is all the family wants.

Kayla Lynn Stagner, 32, who was an alcoholic, is believed to have consumed the hand sanitizer, the lawsuit alleges.
 

Old Man Jingles

Rat out of a cage

$75,000 is all the family wants.

Kayla Lynn Stagner, 32, who was an alcoholic, is believed to have consumed the hand sanitizer, the lawsuit alleges.
Product said Ethanol but it was Methanol ... what a killer, just like Cortez!
 

cachmeifucan

Well-Known Member

$75,000 is all the family wants.

Kayla Lynn Stagner, 32, who was an alcoholic, is believed to have consumed the hand sanitizer, the lawsuit alleges.
Ok so the million dollar question is. Was her death ruled covid related.
 

Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
While that’s a really nice gesture, I would be freaking out if one of those were my car. I really try to protect the paint job on my cars and they don’t look like they’re being very careful.
 

sailfish

Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
My obese cousin came with me to a baseball game one time and bought a pack of sour punch straws.
I took the candy away from him and lectured him about why he is fat and shouldn’t be allowed to have candy for being fat.
His mother was livid, but now her child is a 20 year old virgin completely miserable and in the process of eating himself to death like 500 lbs barely makes it to the fridge and back.
I still look back on that day when I see him and wonder what his life would be like if his mother had taught him any self discipline and had my back that day when I sent him into tears running to her arms.
Reminds me of a few years ago when my one buddy who was only like 130 pounds but was starting to develop love handles. So every day for probably at least a month I sent him a text that said "Fat friend*." until he finally started going to the gym with me.
 
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