My god this statement is laden with grammical errors .Dr Trickpony.....I see you've had your pint of whiskey for today. Do you beat your wife before or after you get drunk, or while you're drinking? You da man Dr Trickster!!!
In the second sentence, your structure is poor, you should have said: "Do you beat your wife, before, during, or after you get drunk?"
In the last sentence, you should have said: "You da man, Dr. Trickster!"
Horrific. I couldn't understand the message you were trying to convey due to these errors.