So long Big Brown!

[burrheadd]

How much time you figure you spend wondering about that ....two, three hours a week?

At least that much you’re one I worry about

 

[542thruNthru]

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[I have NOT been lurking]

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[Coldworld]

I don't know how every pension works because there's so many different plans

But I know every summer I get a pension statement.
The only problem my statement is based on age 65.

So I sent an email with my name and my wife's birthdate.
Just asking how much would I get right now and what are my survivorship options.
Approximately a month later they gave me a nice print out show me what I would get if I walk out the door today

Translation....not enough $$$ to actually walk out that door today.

 

[Coldworld]

A swift kick in the ass? You better take it before they change their minds.

He's a lifer

 

[MyTripisCut]

I'm fictitious

You’re way more than that….

 

[Wally]

Translation....not enough $$$ to actually walk out that door today.

Beer, grills, and smokes are expensive.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Beer, grills, and smokes are expensive.

Inflation is expensive.


And the other stuff is probably less expensive than your divorce

 

[Wally]

Inflation is expensive.


And the other stuff is probably less expensive than your divorce

Divorce is an investment. The dividends are worthy of the upfront load.

 

[tourists24]

Inflation is expensive.


And the other stuff is probably less expensive than your divorce

@PT Car Washer says the economy is great. No better time than to leave now when everything is hunky dorie

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

@PT Car Washer says the economy is great. No better time than to leave now when everything is hunky dorie

Maybe the stock market is doing okay right now but unfortunately many people are barely getting by

 

[rod]

I'm done. These bastards stole my pension contributions!

good good

 

[rod]

Maybe the stock market is doing okay right now but unfortunately many people are barely getting by

But they still smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and find money for drugs.

 

[Wally]

I'm done. These bastards stole my pension contributions!

Bunch of punks! Probably Dallas Cowboy fans too!

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

I'm done. These bastards stole my pension contributions!

"WE"

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

"Stole" is a strong word.

I prefer to use the term "reappropriate"....

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

Not with that little Irish prick

 

[PT Car Washer]

Maybe the stock market is doing okay right now but unfortunately many people are barely getting by

You can't get by on $45/hr?

 

[Wally]

You can't get by on $45/hr?

That new truck, boat, and RV is a heavy nut every month.

 

[PT Car Washer]

That new truck, boat, and RV is a heavy nut every month.

And you complain about grocery and gas prices? Easy fix, just have the government subsidize prices like other parts of the world. And run an even larger deficient. Your children and grandchildren will appreciate it.