"Stugstitutions"

[pickup]

The bisexual (for those that swing that way) duet to Stug.

HER: They say STUGs young and we don't know
We won't find out until STUGs grow
HIM: Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and STUG I got you

HIM: STUG
BOTH: I got you STUG
I got you STUG

HER: They say STUGs love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, STUGs money's all been spent
HIM: I guess that's so, STUG don't have a pot
But at least I'm sure of all the things STUGs got

HIM: STUG
BOTH: I got you STUG
I got you STUG

HIM: I got flowers in the spring
STUG got you to wear my ring
HER: And when I'm sad, STUGs a clown
And if I get scared, STUGs always around

HER: Don't let them say STUGs hair's too long
'Cause I don't care, with STUG I can't go wrong
HIM: Then put STUGs little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain STUG can't climb

HIM: STUG
BOTH: I got you STUG
I got you STUG

HIM: I got you to hold my hand
HER: I got you to understand
HIM: I got you to walk with me
HER: I got you to talk with me
I got you to kiss goodnight
I got you to hold me tight
I got you, I won't let go
I got you to love me so

BOTH: I got you STUG
I got you STUG
I got you STUG
I got you STUG
I got you STUG

Sorry, Stug, my OCD again

now that takes effort!

 

[pickup]

STUG, the musical version.

Is this the STUG life or is this just fantasy?.................
Momma, just STUGGED a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.


YouTube - Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

How about .... Together for the first time.. Sting and Stug.


Seriously since we are doing Queen songs here, how about Stugcycle

Stugcycle Stugcycle Stugcycle

I want to ride my Stugcycle, I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my Stugcycle, I want to ride it where I like.

 

[Big Babooba]

How about .... Together for the first time.. Sting and Stug.


Seriously since we are doing Queen songs here, how about Stugcycle

Stugcycle Stugcycle Stugcycle

I want to ride my Stugcycle, I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my Stugcycle, I want to ride it where I like.

Stug bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Stug bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Did someone say STUG BOTTOMED?

 

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Apparently , the stug is some sort of tank

 

[ajblakejr]

Stug bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Stug bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

Get on your Stugs and RIDE!!!!!!!

 

[pickup]

Staying with the Queen theme. How about Stug Gordon?

Stug.... aaaAAAAaaaah, savior of the universe


Stug a-ah
Savior of the Universe
Stug a-ah
He'll save every one of us

(Seemingly there is no reason for these extraordinary intergalactical upsets)
(Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
(What's happening Stug?)
(Only Doctor Hans Zarkhov, formerly at NASA, has provided any explanation)

Stug a-ah
He's a miracle

(This morning's unprecedented solar eclipse is no cause for alarm)

Stug a-ah
King of the impossible

He's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
He save with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman
Every child, with a mighty
Stug

(General Kala, Stug Gordon approaching.)
(What do you mean Stug Gordon approaching? Open fire! All weapons! Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body)

Stug a-ah
(Gordon's alive!)

Stug a-ah
He'll save every one of us

Just a man
With a man's courage
You know he's
Nothing but a man
And he can never fail
No one but the pure at heart
May find the Golden Grail
...Oh..Oh........Oh..Oh ................

(Stug, Stug, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!)
Stug



In this movie, Flash Gordon was the quarterback for the New York Jets. How fitting that he overthrew Ming the Merciless just as most Jets quarterbacks consistently overthrew their receivers over the last few decades.

 

[Big Babooba]

I took my troubles down to Madame Rue.

You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth

She's got a pad down on 34th and Vine,

Selling little bottles of Stug Potion #9.

I told her that I was a flop with chicks.

I've been disgraced since 1956.

She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign.

She said what you need is Stug Potion #9.

She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.

She said I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink.

It smelled like turpentine, and looked like Indian ink.

I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!

I didn't know if it was day or night.

I started kissing everything in sight.

But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine.

He broke my little bottle of Stug Potion #9.

(instrumental)

I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!

I didn't know if it was day or night.

I started kissing everything in sight.

But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine.

He broke my little bottle of Stug Potion #9.

Stug Potion #9...

Stug Potion #9...

Stug Potion #9...

 

[myback]

what the stug are you stugging about.

 

[pickup]

like that one a lot, big babooba

 

[Eclipz]

"I'll make you a stug you can't refuse"

 

[Big Babooba]

Stug Stug Stug your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dream
​

 

[pickup]

Stug Stug Stug your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dream
​

sometimes the classics are the best.

 

[ol'browneye]

For all you Elton fans:
"Don't let the Stug go down on me!"

 

[BLACKBOX]

For all you Elton fans:
"Don't let the Stug go down on me!"

I'm glad you clarified that.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

I'm glad you clarified that.

Me too!

 

[ol'browneye]

Stuggin' on empty...

Is that how you feel at the end of a race?

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Stuggin' on empty...

Is that how you feel at the end of a race?

Stugga Stugga Choo Choo!

 

[Old International]

Slow STUG, take it easy
Slow STUG, take it easy

Slow STUG, take it easy - Slow Stug, take it easy
Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin' one more time
Hold me, roll me, slow STUG' woman you're so fine

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Slow STUG, take it easy
Slow STUG, take it easy

Slow STUG, take it easy - Slow Stug, take it easy
Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin' one more time
Hold me, roll me, slow STUG' woman you're so fine

LOL!