Oh my son, you have lost your way and your faith. You must have faith, I say-a. !
Friends, let us gather and help out brother
@Coldworld regain his faith!
Open your hymnals to page 340 as we sing from the Book of Methods -
Yea varily shall thou make the starting of the ignition just as thou dost fasten they belt of safety and move out without delay.
The stopping of the engine and opening of thy Devine Bulkhead shall be done as thy unhook thy belt and set thy break of parking. Selection of thy package shall be from the area of the holy 30 inches where upon thou shall retrieve DIAD and proceed, forgetting not the points of contact numbering 3.
And the number of the stops in future thou shall know at all times is 5, and 5 shall be there number of stops thou shalt always know, not 3 lest thou be a slug, and neither shall thou knowest 6 lest thou be called over achiever and runner Gunner.
So sayeth the book of Methods. Amen.