UPS anagrams

[CBUK]

Unreliable/Useless Parcel Service is what I'm told by one and all

DHL Drop it, Hide it, Lose it.

TNT Tomorrow not Today

 

[Big Babooba]

1. Unlimited Pain & Suffering
2. U Poor Slob
3. Unlimited Parking Spaces
4. Ultimate Parcel Service

 

[Leftinbuilding]

For those days the dispatch (or whatever) won't allow me time to do my job:

United Partial Service

 

[DS]

unusually picky supervisors
uncommonly preposterous stopcounts
underpaid preload syndrome
urgent poo shuttler
uncerimoniously pulled out of service

 

[satellitedriver]

Unique Professional Service

 

[MonavieLeaker]

For some dude in another thread:

Unlawful
Piss
Soldier

That you City Driver?

 

[BLACKBOX]

Under Police Surveillance

 

[Dis-organized Labor]

Ultra
Pleasant
Spanking

 

[Dis-organized Labor]

Utimate
Panty
Straddler

 

[unsmoothcriminal]

when i was a loader, my supervisor would always tell me i wasn't going fast enough, so i would remind him that UPS stood for "United Parcel SERVICE" not "United PEICES-PER-HOUR Service"

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

when i was a loader, my supervisor would always tell me i wasn't going fast enough, so i would remind him that UPS stood for "United Parcel SERVICE" not "United PEICES-PER-HOUR Service"

I have to agree with your boss--not too much service associated with the loader position. Get 'em in and go home.

 

[unsmoothcriminal]

I have to agree with your boss--not too much service associated with the loader position. Get 'em in and go home.

wow... there's more wrong with that than you apparently realize...

so you're saying that if i load all my LouKy packages into buffalo, it won't effect service as long as i load them quickly so you can go home?

if you rush someone, they'll make mistakes, and ANY mistake between pickup and delivery can potentially effect whether or not service is met on a package! i'm there to provide a service, no to provide my supervisor with astounding numbers on his time sheets... inside sups tend to forget about the customers (and safety) because of their numbers...

united pieces-per-hour service for life!

 

[pickup]

what's with all these acronyms that make fun of the fine company you people work for ?

U
People
Suck

 

[MonavieLeaker]

wow... there's more wrong with that than you apparently realize...

so you're saying that if i load all my LouKy packages into buffalo, it won't effect service as long as i load them quickly so you can go home?

if you rush someone, they'll make mistakes, and ANY mistake between pickup and delivery can potentially effect whether or not service is met on a package! i'm there to provide a service, no to provide my supervisor with astounding numbers on his time sheets... inside sups tend to forget about the customers (and safety) because of their numbers...

united pieces-per-hour service for life!

He's not management .....I think he's saying that most loads are not loaded correctly

 

[SteveUPS]

U= Use
P= Purolator
S= Stupid

The one I get sooooooo tired of hearing is 'hey did you hear UPS and fed ex are joining forces? yeah there calling it Fed Up' I have heard that one about 100 times in my 7 years....first time funny not so much anymore

 

[DS]

U

People

Suck

pickup,you post stealer

 

[pickup]

pickup,you post stealer

ha , ha.

 

[CustomerConcern]

Ur Personal Slave
Ugly Phat Sluts
Uther Postal Service
Ultimate Poon Scoring