UPS Pickup lines?

[SorryLazyPOS]

What’s your last name? Thank you

Mungus first name Hugh. Hugh Mungus.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

Mungus first name Hugh. Hugh Mungus.

 

[Brown Buddy]

Sign Here please and include your number

 

[SorryLazyPOS]

Sign Here please and include your number

867-5309

 

[bottomups]

Don't need a line. Just grab them by the pusillanimous.

 

[Cardboard Irregular]

Hop down to 69 and be jambreaker. Gotta hot load & heavy flow

 

[Dr.Brownz]

"...deliver a big package"
"...service"
"I bring packages to your backdoor"

The bones for any good line

 

[midwestbeast]

867-5309

Sign Here please and include your number

this has a good chance rate actually. sometimes they think u need it for the job. i be like nah I’m just playing unless you personally want me to have it

 

[Red Devil]

What’s your last name? Thank you

Sometimes when I am feeling extra flirty I ask them for a first name too.

 

[RMR46]

I was at the bar eating lunch two women came up to me talking to me then they said you work for UPS? I said nope I just hang out at local bars and uniform trying to pick up good looking women. They asked me how it worked? I said I don't know how am I doing so far?

 

[burrheadd]

I was at the bar eating lunch two women came up to me talking to me then they said you work for UPS? I said nope I just hang out at local bars and uniform trying to pick up good looking women. They asked me how it worked? I said I don't know how am I doing so far?

Lame af

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

I was at the bar eating lunch two women came up to me talking to me then they said you work for UPS? I said nope I just hang out at local bars and uniform trying to pick up good looking women. They asked me how it worked? I said I don't know how am I doing so far?

When you're done swimming in that vageen, please fill us in on the details...

 

[Red Devil]

I like to ask the GILFS if they are sure they are 21 when they order 75 lb crates of wine

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

I like to ask the GILFS if they are sure they are 21 when they order 75 lb crates of wine

Ita incredible how much they love that.

 

[Tired before now retired]

last name and home phone number please?

 

[burrheadd]

last name and home phone number please?

That’s the best you got
You ever been with a woman you’re not related to

 

[MECH-lift]

Female Customer: Good morning..
UPS driver: RPCD

Female customer = naked

 

[zubenelgenubi]

Female Customer: Good morning..
UPS driver: RPCD

Female customer = naked

RPCD: sporting a full, manly beard

Hot Female customer = naked

Gotta fight them off with a stick or my SPORH would drop to zero.

 

[Dr.Brownz]

Got a a package for you, I'll slide it in your backdoor if you want

 

[BSWALKS]

That’s the best you got
You ever been with a woman you’re not related to

That's the line @KOG72 likes to use at family reunions