1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Commit an injury hit-and-run.
Ways to get fired from ups.
- Thread starter Birdblue
- Start date
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Proposition underage girls on route.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Call in sick then post on Facebook about what a great time you're having in Las Vegas.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Let LP observe you putting stolen iPads in your car trunk.
Jackburton
Gone Fish'n
You put them in the wrong order, FIFA...whooaaahhhh
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Compile a long list of sexual harassment complaints from customers.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Cook the books as preload Mgr.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Forge a driver's signature.
Jackburton
Gone Fish'n
Log you're doing a PMI and leave the property.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Repeatedly make dangerous "oversights" (a euphemism) on PMIs.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Get a DWI and be evasive about it.
Jackburton
Gone Fish'n
Pro Tip: Be more evasive before getting the the possible DWI.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Detail your personal vehicle in the shop on the clock.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Any one of these is good enough on it's own, but the culmination of all these would be epic. Your grandchildren might not be able to get hired. FIFA? I'm not into soccer.
Last edited:
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Get caught dirty twice in drug testing.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
The "o" key is next to the "i" key.
SCV good to go sir.
Well-Known Member
Come into work drunk.
Get caught stealing.
Get in physical altercations.
Sexual harassment.
Basically do the same
that will get you in trouble with the police.
Get caught stealing.
Get in physical altercations.
Sexual harassment.
Basically do the same
that will get you in trouble with the police.
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Get caught on camera stealing candy from a file cabinet when you had a chance to admit it and walk away. This person was diabetic, mind you! Perhaps he felt the need to prepare for an imminent crash and had no change on hand?? Not sure about the other perp's story apart from being stupid.
Last edited:
Not really, being slow leads to an easier job.
As for ways to actually get fired, stealing is pretty much the only thing I can think of.
