After all, she is soooo pretty", thought Beav. "I wish she hadn't ruined it for us and attacked Nancy like that. Beav watched Tonya's wedding video, and he wondered why
he wanted her, when he could have Jan, Alice, Sam, Mr Brady, the Skipper, Paula,or Simon. Everyone loved him!
Beav's good times were just starting, it was time to play duck, duck, goose, to choose a mate for life just like Canada geese, but without all the pooping. So along with his pals, Herman and Lilly, Beaver set out to visit the Adams Family. Lily told him Pugsley was hot for his bod, so Beaver ran faster than HelenOfCalifornia on her way to KFC with her free coupon. The skipper had 10-12 coupons in his fat fingers. Beav needed to embrace his chance at man love
so he decided to stop in to church. Reverend Wright was bent over the organist's bench when Beav entered and said "Reverend, look at your organ, it's so big"
"If lovin' me is wrong I don't want to be Wright". The Beav left the church at a fast run. No saint in Heaven could stop him now. He needed to escape this TV Land rollarcoaster nightmare Eddie sent him on. Wright sped after Beav shouting, "Oprah and Obama won't return
my calls, you overpriviledged rotten spoiled Hollywood cracker eating pig!! They work for me, and they have totally ignored me ....
Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs