19 Secrets of a UPS Driver

[TooTechie]

Gotta be careful though. If you're in a 500, picking up enough speed while rotating counterclockwise in a cul-de-sac can actually send you back in time. Could wake up in an unload trailer.

It's okay as long as you don't hit 88 mph.

 

[sailfish]

#9? I don't freakin' think so. If there's any risk of that you're not getting your stuff.

 

[upsbeernut]

4 5 11 and 14. You got it wrong

 

[Wally]

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