Are the stories actually true about UPS drivers having sex on the job?

[STFXG]

Does the driver have a mustache?

 

[cosmo1]

Well?

Hey!

It's a tough job being retired! Yinze think it's easy.

 

[brownmonster]

You and your sister should both come to the door shirtless. Give the driver a choice.

 

[Returntosender]

I totally see your point, but I wouldn't even be pursuing him if I didn't think he might be into guys and, due to the asking for ID issue, into me.

Difficult?

I really do want to go for it, I am just afraid of the consequences of it backfiring, which is why I am trying to learn about this from people familiar with UPS.

 

[Turdferguson]

Wow $224.00 for those.
Must be deluxe models

 

[jumpman23]

For crying out loud, I go do something constructive for most of the day, and miss out on all the fun.

You didn't miss anything just some JACKNUTT RAINBOW IDIOT coming on here well ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT lmfao

 

[clean hairy]

Next time he shows up slap him on the Butt and say how's it going Big Boy
You will know immediately if he's interested or not

And end up eating only Oatmeal for the rest of your life after he knocks your teeth out!

 

[clean hairy]

How was the steak?

Butt steak?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Butt steak?

Probably tube steak and a tossed salad.

 

[clean hairy]

Listen, do you think I ever worry about something like backfire? No. Man, woman, gay, straight, bi, doesn't matter. I objectify everyone and if they have a great ass, I'm going to let them know about it. And if it sends some kind of message, then it's a win - win. If they get mad, then I duck the incoming slap/punch.

And how do you duck a low punch to the Gentlemans Sausage?

 

[clean hairy]

Probably tube steak and a tossed salad.

With cream dressing?

 

[wayfair]

 

[clean hairy]

Imagine the fun if OP ever gets the hots for a Cop that gives him a Ticket, and he is trying to come on to the Cop while the Cop is at work!

 

[newfie]

I remember a few years ago there was a guy poster who "liked" the UPS guys and had an avatar of a guy in his underwear. Anyone remember him?

I think his name was something like Rob or rog or maybe Rod?

 

[newfie]

I am very attracted to the regular UPS driver of my area. In fact, I find myself thinking about him very often. I don't know for sure whether he is gay, but I don't think he is married since I don't see a wedding ring and I once saw him alone at the grocery store on the weekend.

My questions to current and former UPS drivers: Do you think I should attempt to get something started with my driver? I should note that I live down a long driveway where neighbors wouldn't be able to see anything. Also, if I (someone able-bodied who can drive in order to send off a package) scheduled an on-call pickup at my home and brought the package out while not wearing a shirt, do you think it would be obvious what was going on?

Also, what is the policy with checking ID for 'adult signature required' deliveries when it is wine? I ask because the same driver got my sister (whom everyone says looks young for her age) to sign for it without checking ID, but then the following time the wine got delivered, I signed for it and the driver requested my ID, but yet I rarely ever get carded in liquor stores.

Any info would be appreciated.

hopefully you don't need pickup instructions from the people here. Invite him to dinner see what happens.

 

[newfie]

Relax Cupcake. It was a joke. But you do have to admit that you're really coming out of nowhere with this one. LOL.

Cupcake?

 

[ManInBrown]

Troll

 

[newfie]

Maybe , he does seem sincere.

 

[Catatonic]

If you heard about it on the Internet, it must be true.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

If you heard about it on the Internet, it must be true.

I heard nothing.