Are the stories actually true about UPS drivers having sex on the job?

[Catatonic]

I am very attracted to the regular UPS driver of my area. In fact, I find myself thinking about him very often. I don't know for sure whether he is gay, but I don't think he is married since I don't see a wedding ring and I once saw him alone at the grocery store on the weekend.

My questions to current and former UPS drivers: Do you think I should attempt to get something started with my driver? I should note that I live down a long driveway where neighbors wouldn't be able to see anything. Also, if I (someone able-bodied who can drive in order to send off a package) scheduled an on-call pickup at my home and brought the package out while not wearing a shirt, do you think it would be obvious what was going on?

Also, what is the policy with checking ID for 'adult signature required' deliveries when it is wine? I ask because the same driver got my sister (whom everyone says looks young for her age) to sign for it without checking ID, but then the following time the wine got delivered, I signed for it and the driver requested my ID, but yet I rarely ever get carded in liquor stores.

Any info would be appreciated.

@IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U is this you?

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[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

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Thanks buddy.

 

[Gay UPS Lover]

Does the driver have a mustache?

No. He is bald/shaved with no facial hair.

 

[cosmo1]

No. He is bald/shaved with no facial hair.

Well, there you go.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

No. He is bald/shaved with no facial hair.

I'll bet your curious if the carpet matches the drapes.

 

[Indecisi0n]

When you saw him in the supermarket was he eating on of these:

 

[BSWALKS]

Next time you are expecting a delivery, answer the door in a pair of your sexiest assless chaps, and ask the driver if they make your look big. You'll know pretty quickly if he's into you.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

When you saw him in the supermarket was he eating on of these:

Inde!!!!!!

 

[Overpaid Union Thug]

Cupcake?

The bar scene in the first Star Trek reboot. Kirk said the same thing to the Starfleet security guy.

 

[Wally]

 

[pickup]

I remember a few years ago there was a guy poster who "liked" the UPS guys and had an avatar of a guy in his underwear. Anyone remember him?

I remember him, SexyUPSguy.

 

[unionsteward104]

I am very attracted to the regular UPS driver of my area. In fact, I find myself thinking about him very often. I don't know for sure whether he is gay, but I don't think he is married since I don't see a wedding ring and I once saw him alone at the grocery store on the weekend.

My questions to current and former UPS drivers: Do you think I should attempt to get something started with my driver? I should note that I live down a long driveway where neighbors wouldn't be able to see anything. Also, if I (someone able-bodied who can drive in order to send off a package) scheduled an on-call pickup at my home and brought the package out while not wearing a shirt, do you think it would be obvious what was going on?

Also, what is the policy with checking ID for 'adult signature required' deliveries when it is wine? I ask because the same driver got my sister (whom everyone says looks young for her age) to sign for it without checking ID, but then the following time the wine got delivered, I signed for it and the driver requested my ID, but yet I rarely ever get carded in liquor stores.

Any info would be appreciated.

Just come out and tell him, you wanna. Pretty straight forward.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Are you the bottom or the top?

 

[10 point]

I am very attracted to the regular UPS driver of my area. In fact, I find myself thinking about him very often. I don't know for sure whether he is gay, but I don't think he is married since I don't see a wedding ring and I once saw him alone at the grocery store on the weekend.

My questions to current and former UPS drivers: Do you think I should attempt to get something started with my driver? I should note that I live down a long driveway where neighbors wouldn't be able to see anything. Also, if I (someone able-bodied who can drive in order to send off a package) scheduled an on-call pickup at my home and brought the package out while not wearing a shirt, do you think it would be obvious what was going on?

Also, what is the policy with checking ID for 'adult signature required' deliveries when it is wine? I ask because the same driver got my sister (whom everyone says looks young for her age) to sign for it without checking ID, but then the following time the wine got delivered, I signed for it and the driver requested my ID, but yet I rarely ever get carded in liquor stores.

Any info would be appreciated.

Are you located in UpstateNewYork?

 

[10 point]

Dude...you really signed up to this site just to ask this question?? Try Match.com.

Honestly....i know plenty of married drivers who don't wear their wedding rings to work.

Watch it....
Bleedin brown is a natural thing for some.
(Sorry....couldn't resist )

 

[Indecisi0n]

Watch it....
Bleedin brown is a natural thing for some.
(Sorry....couldn't resist )

Oozing brown you mean.

 

[10 point]

Oozing brown you mean.

Just Depends.

 

[wayfair]

Watch it....
Bleedin brown is a natural thing for some.
(Sorry....couldn't resist )

truffle butter?

 

[Cardboard carrier]

What are the odds the op has been on a forum for the police.
Do I sign even though my roomate didn't have to?

 

[10 point]

No I don't think so. If some guy I delivered to came up and asked me that the first thing I'd think is he thinks I'm gay. What did I do to give him that Idea? I wouldn't have any idea where the local gay bar is.

I think the appropriate come back question may be "Do you know what the fine and court costs are for solicitation?".
The pendulum swings both ways.