Burn

[hurricanegunner]

16. When in doubt, get out and call 911. After notifying your supervisor of course.

 

[over9five]

17. Remember! You must clock out for lunch while the vehicle is burning.

 

[hurricanegunner]

18. Should you choose to toast marshmellows over the smoldering ruins of Avon boxes and Bowflex machines, whilst waiting for the fire department, make sure you have at least one car length between you and the smoking ruins.

 

[klein]

19) Don't forget 4ways. If they no longer work, place 4 flamming packages on each corner of vehicle to archive same company requirements.

 

[hurricanegunner]

20. See to it that the firefighters use three points of contact when exiting the pumper. If they don't, it's the UPS driver's fault.

 

[Johney]

21. Don't touch, Leave the area ,Notify supervisor.

 

[hurricanegunner]

22. Sheet up damage in the DVIR.

 

[Dizzee]

Fire extinguisher on order. OK to run.

 

[Re-Raise]

I am going to need some kind of acronym if you expect me to remember all of these....

All Bad Kids Like Fires perhaps.

 

[Big Babooba]

17. Remember! You must clock out for lunch while the vehicle is burning.

Only if you use the fire to prepare your meal otherwise it's all paid for time.

 

[Dustyroads]

supervisor on the phone: "you say they got the fire out, can you get it started? Maybe just drive slow the rest of the day?"

 

[klein]

or : "Don't blow smoke over it ."

 

[broncobros1]

We had a p800 burn to the ground on an off ramp today,driver ok, but pkgs not lol

Why do you think it's funny?

 

[soberups]

Why do you think it's funny?

I believe there is humour to be found in the irony...of a company that claims to put safety first while at the same time making a business decision to dispatch its employees in dangerous, obsolete equipment that was intentionally designed to injure them and force them into early retirement.

Too bad for the packages, but the P-800 burning up? GOOD. One less life-endangering piece of crap to deal with on the highway.

 

[Tiny Panda]

Now you see our bodyshop would have that back on the road in a couple of weeks.

 

[cachsux]

Please don't tell us it burned up because the driver hooked up his radio illegally to the battery somehow. I can hear the PCM now.

Looks like all cab fire from these pics.

 

[Eclipz]

23. Be sure you've followed all 22 previous procedures before starting 24.

Please don't tell us it burned up because the driver hooked up his radio illegally to the battery somehow. I can hear the PCM now.

My thoughts exactly after the fire in this UPS center

 

[cachsux]

 

[Mike23]

Now you see our bodyshop would have that back on the road in a couple of weeks.

A couple weeks? Heck, if it's Ontario you don't need a windshield to drive, only windshield wipers that work. Get those suckers going and nowhere in the highway traffic act does it say you need a WORKING steering wheel! So, get the wipers good to go and ok for service.

 

[overallowed]

Now you see our bodyshop would have that back on the road in a couple of weeks.

Leave it as is. It can be a new model of package car. Ladies and Gentleman: "The new P1000 convertible"
If you live in a sun belt state, this is a "must have".
Be the first in your center.