Coronavirus

[Brownslave688]

What type of masochist would get tested 3 times?

I think it takes 2 negative tested before they say you’re good to be out of quarantine.

 

[Turdferguson]

I think it takes 2 negative tested before they say you’re good to be out of quarantine.

I was just informed of that by my know nothing coworker

 

[Brownslave688]

I was just informed of that by my know nothing coworker

So one positive and 2 negatives. Everyone gets 3 tests min. Lol

 

[Turdferguson]

So one positive and 2 negatives. Everyone gets 3 tests min. Lol

 

[BrownFlush]

For everybody freakin out about getting a mask.......

 

[UnconTROLLed]

During a COVID-19 briefing, The Virginia Department of Health announced it will now count the number of positive virus tests instead of the number of people who test positive.

That means if one person is tested three-times and all three tests come back positive, it counts as three instead of how the numbers were being counted before, which would have only been one because it was a single patient.

Virginia sees jump in COVID-19 testing

it counts as three tests, since they are determining testing capacity. This is independent of positive versus negative testing rate.

 

[oldngray]

it counts as three tests, since they are determining testing capacity. This is independent of positive versus negative testing rate.

It counts as 3 people. When it is really only 1

 

[UnconTROLLed]

It counts as 3 people. When it is really only 1

They aren't counting people, they are counting tests performed

 

[oldngray]

They aren't counting people, they are counting tests performed

and using the tests to count number of people

 

[upschuck]

I was just informed of that by my know nothing coworker

Does that mean you know less that nothing?

 

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During a COVID-19 briefing, The Virginia Department of Health announced it will now count the number of positive virus tests instead of the number of people who test positive.

That means if one person is tested three-times and all three tests come back positive, it counts as three instead of how the numbers were being counted before, which would have only been one because it was a single patient.

Virginia sees jump in COVID-19 testing

@sailfish do you see this garbage?

I don't care if COVID is deadlier than Ebola at this point. I'm gonna die of a stroke this year because everything in the news pisses me off.

 

[UnconTROLLed]

 

[BrownFlush]

 

[Old Man Jingles]

What type of masochist would get tested 3 times?

You have to get tested a second time in order to return to work or quit sheltering in place.
I have a friend that is a chef and she tested positive and when she was tested after 10 days she was still positive.
She was tested a week later and was negative so she got to go back to work.
She didn't mention having to get two negative result tests.
She wasn't getting paid while not working.
She is 39 and had sore throat and a slight temperature but no other symptoms.
She was going bat-crazy being cooped up ... she is a bundle of nervous energy!

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I was just informed of that by my know nothing coworker

Yet she knows more than you!

 

[Turdferguson]

Does that mean you know less that nothing?

On that particular subject evidently.

 

[Turdferguson]

Yet she knows more than you!

That is a logical fallacy on your part.
I dont respond to those...
Good day sir

 

[Old Man Jingles]

That is a logical fallacy on your part.
I dont respond to those...
Good day sir

In that case, I'll try and include a logical fallacy in every post!
Or I could just copy your posts!

 

[oldngray]

In that case, I'll try and include a logical fallacy in every post!
Or I could just copy your posts!

 

[Turdferguson]

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Yes it does