Facial hair issues

[Johney]

I just got doctors note so I'm see if that works

For a stash like that? You sir are an idiot.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

My Weiner is too big. I got a doctor's note saying I don't have to wear any pants.
LMAO

 

[joeboodog]

Why is when we tell the OP that UPS has appearance standards an he should comply, he thinks we are kidding? Guess he thinks rules don't apply to him. You have the right to have facial hair any way you want but UPS also has the right not to let you work until you comply.

 

[joeboodog]

My Weiner is too big. I got a doctor's note saying I don't have to wear any pants.
LMAO

That's NOT What She Said.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

That's NOT What She Said.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it

 

[Turdferguson]

Management wants me to shave my mustache/ fu Manchu I've been rocking it for about 4 months now with no issues. All of a sudden now I've been givin a ultimatum to shave it by Monday. Or have some kind of religious note? And get it aproved by HR. the reason Is that my best friend past and had a mustache similar. So it's been my way of representing him.

 

[Operational needs]

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That's hot.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

That's hot.

I thought that was a picture of @MyTripisCut

 

[Orion inc.]

I think the OP has a great grasp of the English language.

And by that I mean he's an idiot.

 

[Turdferguson]

That's hot.

I can see why the OP wants to keep it.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I can see why the OP wants to keep it.

I didn't know you had two usernames.

 

[Johney]

That's hot.

You have really low standards. I've must be way out of your league.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You have really low standards. I've must be way out of your league.

She isn't into fat guys

 

[Operational needs]

You have really low standards. I've must be way out of your league.

Lol. I'm obviously joking. A comb-over is so ridiculous looking. If you're balding either cut it short or shave it. Acceptable either way.

 

[Turdferguson]

I didn't know you had two usernames.

Three or four actually

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Three or four actually

Thanks Dan

 

[Johney]

Lol. I'm obviously joking. A comb-over is so ridiculous looking. If you're balding either cut it short or shave it. Acceptable either way.

I know just going with the flow.

 

[cosmo1]

Thanks Dan

Actually, the OP should team up with Dan. After all, he's jonesing for his "neatly trimmed goatee."

 

[Orion inc.]

Actually, the OP should team up with Dan. After all, he's jonesing for his "neatly trimmed goatee."

Great. So Dan can really look like the part of "to catch a predator ".

 

[MyTripisCut]

I thought that was a picture of @MyTripisCut

You sir, are a D*