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Sammie

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Phil agreed to intervene just so he could make another 15 minutes of fame. We must consult the I-ching us hollywood types like trends, such as the Concubine's Tattoo,(otherwise known as tramp stamp), which leads us to believe what we see is what we are and what we are is what we see, So let it be.....

Then allow me to get dressed. Just then Barack walked in hugging dictators and bowing to the waist in a submissive posture much like the way of the Lewinsky style manuever. Chavez and Castro, laughing hysterically singing, O'Bama, Yo Mama forever.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the hoe down was on. "Who you callin' a hoe?", screamed Don Imus, fresh out of re-hab for the 4th time. Did anyone see Rush? He's bald, slightly overweight and reeks of Old Spice and attitude.

"Oh! And the cigars!", Monica said with reeking bad breath, pulling one out of nowhere. (Well, actually use the imagination.) She had hid it well, but Bill's fingerprints were still evident on the humidifer handle and on the blue dress she stole from the museum. Was Bill's white DNA sample, which Starr impeached Bill with,
 

bubsdad

"Hang in there!"
Phil agreed to intervene just so he could make another 15 minutes of fame. We must consult the I-ching us hollywood types like trends, such as the Concubine's Tattoo,(otherwise known as tramp stamp), which leads us to believe what we see is what we are and what we are is what we see, So let it be.....

Then allow me to get dressed. Just then Barack walked in hugging dictators and bowing to the waist in a submissive posture much like the way of the Lewinsky style manuever. Chavez and Castro, laughing hysterically singing, O'Bama, Yo Mama forever.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the hoe down was on. "Who you callin' a hoe?", screamed Don Imus, fresh out of re-hab for the 4th time. Did anyone see Rush? He's bald, slightly overweight and reeks of Old Spice and attitude.

"Oh! And the cigars!", Monica said with reeking bad breath, pulling one out of nowhere. (Well, actually use the imagination.) She had hid it well, but Bill's fingerprints were still evident on the humidifer handle and on the blue dress she stole from the museum. Was Bill's white DNA sample, which Starr impeached Bill with,
really just a mayonnaise stain?
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
"Oh! And the cigars!", Monica said with reeking bad breath, pulling one out of nowhere. (Well, actually use the imagination.) She had hid it well, but Bill's fingerprints were still evident on the humidifer handle and on the blue dress she stole from the museum. Was Bill's white DNA sample, which Starr impeached Bill with,really just a mayonnaise stain?

What kind of fool do
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Depends undergarments might have helped soak

up the spilled liquid, but not the stinky, solid mess.

Moving on, we find Paula
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
"Oh! And the cigars!", Monica said with reeking bad breath, pulling one out of nowhere. (Well, actually use the imagination.) She had hid it well, but Bill's fingerprints were still evident on the humidifer handle and on the blue dress she stole from the museum. Was Bill's white DNA sample, which Starr impeached Bill with,really just a mayonnaise stain?
What kind of fool do you think he is? Depends undergarments might have helped soak up the spilled liquid, but not the stinky, solid mess.Oh well, life goes on.
Moving on we find Paula

in line for lottery tickets
 

fethrs

Well-Known Member
Oh! And the cigars!", Monica said with reeking bad breath, pulling one out of nowhere. (Well, actually use the imagination.) She had hid it well, but Bill's fingerprints were still evident on the humidifer handle and on the blue dress she stole from the museum. Was Bill's white DNA sample, which Starr impeached Bill with,really just a mayonnaise stain?
What kind of fool do you think he is? Depends undergarments might have helped soak up the spilled liquid, but not the stinky, solid mess.Oh well, life goes on.
Moving on we find Paula in line for lottery tickets smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Oh! And the cigars!", Monica said with reeking bad breath, pulling one out of nowhere. (Well, actually use the imagination.) She had hid it well, but Bill's fingerprints were still evident on the humidifer handle and on the blue dress she stole from the museum. Was Bill's white DNA sample, which Starr impeached Bill with,really just a mayonnaise stain?
What kind of fool do you think he is? Depends undergarments might have helped soak up the spilled liquid, but not the stinky, solid mess.Oh well, life goes on.
Moving on we find Paula in line for lottery tickets smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar

hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Oh! And the cigars!", Monica said with reeking bad breath, pulling one out of nowhere. (Well, actually use the imagination.) She had hid it well, but Bill's fingerprints were still evident on the humidifer handle and on the blue dress she stole from the museum. Was Bill's white DNA sample, which Starr impeached Bill with,really just a mayonnaise stain?
What kind of fool do you think he is? Depends undergarments might have helped soak up the spilled liquid, but not the stinky, solid mess.Oh well, life goes on.
Moving on we find Paula in line for lottery tickets smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar

hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua it seems had

no green card and was
 

Sammie

Well-Known Member
Oh! And the cigars!", Monica said with reeking bad breath, pulling one out of nowhere. (Well, actually use the imagination.) She had hid it well, but Bill's fingerprints were still evident on the humidifer handle and on the blue dress she stole from the museum. Was Bill's white DNA sample, which Starr impeached Bill with,really just a mayonnaise stain?
What kind of fool do you think he is? Depends undergarments might have helped soak up the spilled liquid, but not the stinky, solid mess.Oh well, life goes on.

Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula
 

Bad Gas!

Well-Known Member
Oh! And the cigars!", Monica said with reeking bad breath, pulling one out of nowhere. (Well, actually use the imagination.) She had hid it well, but Bill's fingerprints were still evident on the humidifer handle and on the blue dress she stole from the museum. Was Bill's white DNA sample, which Starr impeached Bill with,really just a mayonnaise stain?
What kind of fool do you think he is? Depends undergarments might have helped soak up the spilled liquid, but not the stinky, solid mess.Oh well, life goes on.

Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula put it up for Idol adoption.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Oh! And the cigars!", Monica said with reeking bad breath, pulling one out of nowhere. (Well, actually use the imagination.) She had hid it well, but Bill's fingerprints were still evident on the humidifer handle and on the blue dress she stole from the museum. Was Bill's white DNA sample, which Starr impeached Bill with,really just a mayonnaise stain?
What kind of fool do you think he is? Depends undergarments might have helped soak up the spilled liquid, but not the stinky, solid mess.Oh well, life goes on.

Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula

got it meaningful employment and
 

ajblakejr

Age quod agis
Oh! And the cigars!", Monica said with reeking bad breath, pulling one out of nowhere. (Well, actually use the imagination.) She had hid it well, but Bill's fingerprints were still evident on the humidifer handle and on the blue dress she stole from the museum. Was Bill's white DNA sample, which Starr impeached Bill with,really just a mayonnaise stain?
What kind of fool do you think he is? Depends undergarments might have helped soak up the spilled liquid, but not the stinky, solid mess.Oh well, life goes on.

Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula got it meaningful employment and put it up for Idol adoption.

Moreluck and Bad Gas! reviewed her
 
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