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over9five

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Moreluck and Bad Gas! reviewed her papers carefully,Fidel Castro was puffing Bill's used Monica cigar "Something smells fishy", he said.

It wasn't the cigar, but










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moreluck

golden ticket member
Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula got it meaningful employment and put it up for Idol adoption.

Moreluck and Bad Gas! reviewed her papers carefully, Fidel Castro was puffing Bill's used Monica cigar. "Something smells fishy", he said. It wasn't the cigar but Fidel hid a secret smile.

Raul was not his real
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula got it meaningful employment and put it up for Idol adoption.

Moreluck and Bad Gas! reviewed her papers carefully, Fidel Castro was puffing Bill's used Monica cigar. "Something smells fishy", he said. It wasn't the cigar but Fidel hid a secret smile.

Raul was not his real

brother, but a real alien.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula got it meaningful employment and put it up for Idol adoption.

Moreluck and Bad Gas! reviewed her papers carefully, Fidel Castro was puffing Bill's used Monica cigar. "Something smells fishy", he said. It wasn't the cigar but Fidel hid a secret smile. Raul was not his real brother, but a real alien.

He made Alien jerky in
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula got it meaningful employment and put it up for Idol adoption.

Moreluck and Bad Gas! reviewed her papers carefully, Fidel Castro was puffing Bill's used Monica cigar. "Something smells fishy", he said. It wasn't the cigar but Fidel hid a secret smile. Raul was not his real brother, but a real alien.

He made Alien jerky in

Paulas hollowed out skull. It
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula got it meaningful employment and put it up for Idol adoption.

Moreluck and Bad Gas! reviewed her papers carefully, Fidel Castro was puffing Bill's used Monica cigar. "Something smells fishy", he said. It wasn't the cigar but Fidel hid a secret smile. Raul was not his real brother, but a real alien.

He made Alien jerky in Paulas hollowed out skull. It

was marketed in Baker CA.
 

Dizzee

ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula got it meaningful employment and put it up for Idol adoption.

Moreluck and Bad Gas! reviewed her papers carefully, Fidel Castro was puffing Bill's used Monica cigar. "Something smells fishy", he said. It wasn't the cigar but Fidel hid a secret smile. Raul was not his real brother, but a real alien.

He made Alien jerky in Paulas hollowed out skull. It was marketed in Baker CA.

Which was already notorious for
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula got it meaningful employment and put it up for Idol adoption.

Moreluck and Bad Gas! reviewed her papers carefully, Fidel Castro was puffing Bill's used Monica cigar. "Something smells fishy", he said. It wasn't the cigar but Fidel hid a secret smile. Raul was not his real brother, but a real alien.

He made Alien jerky in Paulas hollowed out skull. It was marketed in Baker CA. Which was already notorious for

the world's biggest thermometer
 

Dizzee

ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula got it meaningful employment and put it up for Idol adoption.

Moreluck and Bad Gas! reviewed her papers carefully, Fidel Castro was puffing Bill's used Monica cigar. "Something smells fishy", he said. It wasn't the cigar but Fidel hid a secret smile. Raul was not his real brother, but a real alien.

He made Alien jerky in Paulas hollowed out skull. It was marketed in Baker CA. Which was already notorious for the world's biggest thermometer,

donated posthumously by James Puckerbutt
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula got it meaningful employment and put it up for Idol adoption.

Moreluck and Bad Gas! reviewed her papers carefully, Fidel Castro was puffing Bill's used Monica cigar. "Something smells fishy", he said. It wasn't the cigar but Fidel hid a secret smile. Raul was not his real brother, but a real alien.

He made Alien jerky in Paulas hollowed out skull. It was marketed in Baker CA. Which was already notorious for the world's biggest thermometer,
donated posthumously by James Puckerbutt

and only used one time
 

Dizzee

ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula got it meaningful employment and put it up for Idol adoption.

Moreluck and Bad Gas! reviewed her papers carefully, Fidel Castro was puffing Bill's used Monica cigar. "Something smells fishy", he said. It wasn't the cigar but Fidel hid a secret smile. Raul was not his real brother, but a real alien.

He made Alien jerky in Paulas hollowed out skull. It was marketed in Baker CA. Which was already notorious for the world's biggest thermometer,
donated posthumously by James Puckerbutt, and only used one time

at Baker's Festival of the
 

bubsdad

"Hang in there!"
Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula got it meaningful employment and put it up for Idol adoption.

Moreluck and Bad Gas! reviewed her papers carefully, Fidel Castro was puffing Bill's used Monica cigar. "Something smells fishy", he said. It wasn't the cigar but Fidel hid a secret smile. Raul was not his real brother, but a real alien.

He made Alien jerky in Paulas hollowed out skull. It was marketed in Baker CA. Which was already notorious for the world's biggest thermometer,
donated posthumously by James Puckerbutt, and only used one time

at Baker's Festival of the
Proctologists. Richard Simmons was the
 

Dizzee

ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Moving on, we find Paula in line for lottery tickets, smokes and booze. Tonight she will party like a rockstar, hiding her chihuahua in the bathroom. The chihuahua, it seems, had no green card and was threatened with deportation unless Paula got it meaningful employment and put it up for Idol adoption.

Moreluck and Bad Gas! reviewed her papers carefully, Fidel Castro was puffing Bill's used Monica cigar. "Something smells fishy", he said. It wasn't the cigar but Fidel hid a secret smile. Raul was not his real brother, but a real alien.

He made Alien jerky in Paulas hollowed out skull. It was marketed in Baker CA. Which was already notorious for the world's biggest thermometer, donated posthumously by James Puckerbutt, and only used one time, at Baker's Festival of the Proctologists. Richard Simmons was the

winner of the 100 meter
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
He made Alien jerky in Paulas hollowed out skull. It was marketed in Baker CA. Which was already notorious for the world's biggest thermometer, donated posthumously by James Puckerbutt, and only used one time, at Baker's Festival of the Proctologists. Richard Simmons was the winner of the 100 meter

butt scoot and finished in
 

Sammie

Well-Known Member
He made Alien jerky in Paulas hollowed out skull. It was marketed in Baker CA. Which was already notorious for the world's biggest thermometer, donated posthumously by James Puckerbutt, and only used one time, at Baker's Festival of the Proctologists. Richard Simmons was the winner of the 100 meter butt scoot and finished first in the "Moonwalk while you Vomit" contest.

Life's journey is not to
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
He made Alien jerky in Paulas hollowed out skull. It was marketed in Baker CA. Which was already notorious for the world's biggest thermometer, donated posthumously by James Puckerbutt, and only used one time, at Baker's Festival of the Proctologists. Richard Simmons was the winner of the 100 meter butt scoot and finished first in the "Moonwalk while you Vomit" contest.

Life's journey is not to

endlessly surf internet porn, but
 
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