You ever have one of those days where you just wake up pissy? Today was one of them and I'm sure I'll get a concern called in on me but that's the breaks. I'll try to make this short...
Tuesday I got this one stop out in the country, 12pkgs from PB. As I'm unloading, this woman who is a cross between Honey Booboo and Uncle Stu from Duck Dynasty, comes out on the upper porch. I greet her and as a courtesy, tell her there's a bunch but I will bring them up to her. No reply, oh well it happens alot.
As I'm busting my nuts to lug three large boxes at a time up to her level, her pig vomit son comes out without his shirt on covered in some unknown food particles asking me, "whatchu got?" They both look like lions on a feeding frenzy but neither of them offer to help or walk their fat rimneck buckethead bodies down to me. That's fine too I never expect help and don't ask.
So by my third trip up the stairs, I was thoroughly aggravated having honey booboo and baby orca pig vomit just staring at me with all their food and fat hanging everywhere but I digress. Finish putting all 12 boxes on 2nd level and as always, leave with my parting statement, "have a good day folks." YUUUUUP was the response I got, not even a you too or thank you. What a classless, mannerless country hick.
Today was the day I woke up pissy...same stop with 8pkgs from PB. I unload and place all the pkgs by the downstairs door this time. As I turn and walk away, Honeybooboo comes outside belching and wearing the same disgusting outfit from Tuesday. I bet the food particles were the same from Tuesdays as well. I turn and as usual, give my customary departure statement, "Have a good day Ma'am!" as I wave.
Just as I get the seatbelt on, I hear her yelling, "Hey delivery guy, hey UPs..." Out I step and ask if everything is allright. She says, "Aint you gonna do your job an bring dem boxes up here?" Priceless I tell you, it was absolutely priceless...
Me: "Well ma'am I delivered them here at the front door since I wasn't sure if they normally go upstairs or not."
Her: "Well bring em up here then"
Me: "No problem ma'am but I can't get up the stairs with all those bags of trash on the stairwell but if you want to move them, I would be happy to bring your stuff up."
Her:"Screw you...."
....and Honeybooboo disappeared into the house. But yet I still waved and said, "Have a good day ma'am!"
anymore and he now accepts delivers when it's convenient for the driver
