There it is.
Jealousy.
Gosh sure makes you small, impotent and so petty.
We've made real progress here today.........remember-other folks read this stuff.......proud? Hey, show your kids how clever Poppa is.....maybe make a tour of middle schools....show em how it's done...."Now children....this is how to really internet bully...." Maybe a slideshow or running dialogue......."See, here's where I attacked his Wife..." "Here's where my jealousy shows.....I mean I could never get a vette....and all....I mean God a plane...really? "and here's where I have no idea about his retirement or really anything and disparage him anyway" " and that story about getting his A&P while being in feeders.....omg!" "but anyway....here's..."
And you know folks......what they so covet and envy....is pretty basic everyday stuff. Yet, seems like Star Wars tech to children...