Im too old to use that excuse and I know kOC was being sarcastic,(ITS HIS SIG LINE) but when you get to the end of the female cycle (CALLED MENOPAUSE) you cannot predict, when the visitor will visit. And trust me its not fun to call the center be on speakerphone, (unbeknownst) AND TELL THEM TO BRING YOU SOME CLEAN BOWNS, PADS, AND SThU, OR COME AND GET MY TRUCK AS i NEED TO GO HOME.
I remember being told to use that excuse, I never used that excuse, til it happened. And did everyone walk away and ignore me? Hell no I got in and everyone, I mean everyone knew, and was asking Are you ok? For Gods sake dont they have wives? Yes Im ok, its a normal function, just not real normal right now.
But Ill bet I could use it now to shut them up, they are so oblivious they dont even know how old I am.
I remember being told to use that excuse, I never used that excuse, til it happened. And did everyone walk away and ignore me? Hell no I got in and everyone, I mean everyone knew, and was asking Are you ok? For Gods sake dont they have wives? Yes Im ok, its a normal function, just not real normal right now.
But Ill bet I could use it now to shut them up, they are so oblivious they dont even know how old I am.