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Brownisbrown

UPS EMPLOYEE
Upon sighting your avatar, I naturally gave the order to post the copypasta. That's my style sir.

>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays
>Small skirmish between the British and French
>Tongue is missing as usual
>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire
>They win the skirmish
>Messenger on horseback approaches
>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent"
>"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now"
>Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent
>His spymaster of the day is there
>As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord
>"Sharpe, this is Lord :censored2:sworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him
>Lord :censored2:worth insults him for being a poor but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man
>"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun"
>Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission
>"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot"
>"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir"
>A few battles happen on the way to the objective
>Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively
>They :censored2:
>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!"
>"LOOK OUT SIR"
>Lord :censored2:sworth appears and betrays Sharpe
>Ducos appears
>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis"
>"Bloody Ducos"
>Battle happens
>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun
>Wellington arrives
>"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again"
>Sharpe and his men march into the sunset

>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...
huh, A fellow sharpe autist. If only we were at the same dept
 

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I worked for a lot of scummy managers and supervisors.
It’s ironic that you and I didn’t work anywhere near each other but I’d bet a nice sum
Of money that we have very similar stories about how the overwhelming vast majority of management we encountered were liars, scumbags, snakes and thieves. Sadistic petty tyrants
 

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I know...we all have buttheads all around us. Imagine working with/for a few that post on here...
The last words of a few of them will be how happy they are that someone else is having problems and their hatred for Trump! LOL

not you @728ups :wink-very:
I sure do live in you head rent free, yet I don’t know ( nor do I want to know) anything about you. Carry On
 

UnionStrong

Sorry, but I don’t care anymore.
It’s ironic that you and I didn’t work anywhere near each other but I’d bet a nice sum
Of money that we have very similar stories about how the overwhelming vast majority of management we encountered were liars, scumbags, snakes and thieves. Sadistic petty tyrants
Vindictive bastards too.
 

Lineandinitial

Legio patria nostra
I sure do live in you head rent free, yet I don’t know ( nor do I want to know) anything about you. Carry On
I'm sorry, but I actually have the ability to retain things I read.
If you don't know how these things work, people posts things on here, we read them and RETAIN THAT INFORMATION....
Over time we add to that information.
Kinda simple...maybe not for everyone.
 
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UnionStrong

Sorry, but I don’t care anymore.
Damn...you really have PTSD for being a civilian.
I can count less than a handful of supervisors that were decent guys, and that was a long time ago. I had one Center Manager that was a good guy, not vindictive or petty. He was actually from Boston too. Other than that, they were mostly different shades of the same color, with varying degrees of nastiness.
Once you’re known as a “union man” that doesn’t cozy up to management, they don’t usually try and befriend you. And rightfully so. Friendly but never friends.
 

RangerMan06

Well-Known Member
I can count less than a handful of supervisors that were decent guys, and that was a long time ago. I had one Center Manager that was a good guy, not vindictive or petty. He was actually from Boston too. Other than that, they were mostly different shades of the same color, with varying degrees of nastiness.
Management are just employees that couldn't cut it as drivers
 

anonymous23456

Well-Known Member
I can count less than a handful of supervisors that were decent guys, and that was a long time ago. I had one Center Manager that was a good guy, not vindictive or petty. He was actually from Boston too. Other than that, they were mostly different shades of the same color, with varying degrees of nastiness.
Once you’re known as a “union man” that doesn’t cozy up to management, they don’t usually try and befriend you. And rightfully so. Friendly but never friends.
We have :censored2:s, jerks, and bullies in life.

Cops with high school education like to throw weight around because they carry guns and badges.
Foremen with high school education like to bully workers.
Marketing or Salespeople threaten you to do more work because they "want result". In reality they want big fat bonus while you work your butt off.

What else we haven't seen in our lives? I know it doesn't make your work life easy.
 

UnionStrong

Sorry, but I don’t care anymore.
We have :censored2:s, jerks, and bullies in life.

Cops with high school education like to throw weight around because they carry guns and badges.
Foremen with high school education like to bully workers.
Marketing or Salespeople threaten you to do more work because they "want result". In reality they want big fat bonus while you work your butt off.

What else we haven't seen in our lives? I know it doesn't make your work life easy.
It’s a culture of intimidation and bullying at UPS, it’s systemic and it preys on the weakest. If you dare to stand up by doing the job correctly and safely, they target you and try to break you.
 
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