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I have NOT been lurking
Eat. Sleep. Work. Jork.
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I think it was Glennlake55Wally.
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I like good entertainment.
That's why I brought him up. What was the reason?
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CHEMA-DELMA
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Someone @ 55 figured out who he/ she/ they/ it was
DELACROIX
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That it is...careful who you razz...
I was home early everyday for peak, none of those 9pm nights..
Famous “last words”…
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I might not agree with @DRAGON II a lot, but at least he has the stones to come on here.Famous “last words”…
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im sorry friends…. Im sure you heard the news… i may join the 12000…. I know this will come as horrible news to the most of you… if i dont make it… please dont cry and remember the beautiful moments… i know the last thing you guys want to see is another partner losing his job, but it cannot be helped….
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Can I have your avatar?
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Google search Rifleman Plunkett, shooting a French General Colbert at 400-800 yards
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Upon sighting your avatar, I naturally gave the order to post the copypasta. That's my style sir.
>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays
>Small skirmish between the British and French
>Tongue is missing as usual
>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire
>They win the skirmish
>Messenger on horseback approaches
>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent"
>"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now"
>Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent
>His spymaster of the day is there
>As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord
>"Sharpe, this is Lord
sworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him>Lord
worth insults him for being a poor but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man>"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun"
>Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission
>"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot"
>"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir"
>A few battles happen on the way to the objective
>Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively
>They
>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!"
>"LOOK OUT SIR"
>Lord
sworth appears and betrays Sharpe>Ducos appears
>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis"
>"Bloody Ducos"
>Battle happens
>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun
>Wellington arrives
>"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again"
>Sharpe and his men march into the sunset
>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...
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