Tips for getting fired?

[wayfair]

go park in the united way spots...

 

[El Correcto]

Eat a quarter of shrooms. ​

 

[PASinterference]

Eat a quarter of shrooms. ​

That will just get you a job in corporate.

 

[BrownInTx]

That will just get you a job in corporate.

I'm in. Pass them shrooms over here

 

[tacken]

Take out PC go to the movies have some lunch then return to building and tell them to friend..... OFF..

 

[Rack em]

Go out and run the route just like normal. Except when you get to the stops you just go in the back, scan the package(s), and hit stop complete but leaving all the packages in the PC. So you'll return to the building with a full PC but they will think it's empty and won't find out until the next day.

 

[Tex Mex]

Step #1 drive to nearest lake/river/ocean/body of water
Step #2 back as close to water as possible
Step #3 open rear door
Step #4 proceed tossing packages into body of water.
Not joking, it's really happened
Also, you could sleep with the fed ex guy/girl on route. Once again not joking, it's happened with a girl in my building. She works at fed ex now.

 

[Fnix]

Go out and run the route just like normal. Except when you get to the stops you just go in the back, scan the package(s), and hit stop complete but leaving all the packages in the PC. So you'll return to the building with a full PC but they will think it's empty and won't find out until the next day.

Thats a good one but would only work until enough people called in asking where there package is.

 

[trickpony1]

asking where there package is.

There- a place.
Their- it belongs to them.
They're- a contraction of the words "they and "are".

EXAMPLE: They're glad their packages are over there.

Hope this helps.

 

[Mr. Sir]

Create an unexplainable situation

 

[WorknLateHuh]

Go out and run the route just like normal. Except when you get to the stops you just go in the back, scan the package(s), and hit stop complete but leaving all the packages in the PC. So you'll return to the building with a full PC but they will think it's empty and won't find out until the next day.

You could also scan every single package in the PC under 1 address/stop and then DR lol

What kind of report do you go on for that?

 

[Hubzilla]

Trying not to get fired is probably a quicker way to get fired than trying. The people get away with is amazing.

 

[clean hairy]

View attachment 114259 Create an unexplainable situation

"Not my fault! I was instructed to follow Orion, and it told me to drive up the embankment!"

 

[Mr. Marshall]

go park in the united way spots...

Yeah this peak I bought one and preloaders kept parking in my spot and nobody seemed to care. The other one was purchased by the center manager and I saw it getting towed.

 

[jeepupser]

Steal a package and then show it to the security guards as you leave. That way, you will have a home and a nice war meal...in jail.