Ups drivers number 1 issue

[Over disciplined0123]

As a delivery driver for many years this is to all the customers that seem to have more then 1 dog and always seem to want to open the door just as I am coming up to porch DONT ING DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Along with worrying about getting bit. I now have to help you retrieve your dog that is lose near a busy street before he gets run over. And I’m sure you will then call in complaint ... It’s not that I’m scared of dogs but it’s not cool to see this happen 5 times a week

 

[tadpole]

Yeah, that's frustrating. But definitely not UPS drivers #1 issue. Excessive overtime, maybe?

 

[over9five]

#1 issue?
How long of a 70s porn star mustache I can get away with.

 

[burrheadd]

Summertime chafing

 

[Operational needs]

Where to find a bathroom?

 

[burrheadd]

Where to find a bathroom?

Most ever PC has one

Usually rolling around on the top shelf

 

[Operational needs]

Most ever PC has one

Usually rolling around on the top shelf

Okay. That takes care of #1 for you guys, but what about #2?

 

[silverbullet2893]

Okay. That takes care of #1 for you guys, but what about #2?

This is the biggest issue for the ole Bulletman

 

[Operational needs]

This is the biggest issue for the ole Bulletman

Especially when you eat the wrong thing and it becomes an emergency? Lol.

 

[over9five]

Especially when you eat the wrong thing and it becomes an emergency? Lol.

Explosive bio-hazard?

 

[silverbullet2893]

Especially when you eat the wrong thing and it becomes an emergency? Lol.

Literally anything I eat turns into an emergency lol

 

[Operational needs]

Literally anything I eat turns into an emergency lol

Sounds like you have stomach issues.

 

[burrheadd]

Sounds like you have stomach issues.

Might be a blown seal

 

[silverbullet2893]

Sounds like you have stomach issues.

Very much so.

Might be a blown seal

I think I was born missing an O-Ring or two. Maybe missing a couple bolts up in the cranium as well

 

[olroadbeech]

Ups drivers ' biggest issue begins with a M. just get out of their way and let them do their jobs.

 

[bottomups]

Okay. That takes care of #1 for you guys, but what about #2?

That's easy.

 

[Operational needs]

That's easy.
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Thank God I've never been that desperate.....yet.

 

[bottomups]

Thank God I've never been that desperate.....yet.

Don't wait too long. Soon there will not be enough cover.

 

[Over disciplined0123]

Picking up your diad and hearing that annoying beep that a on call or message came through from center ughgghh

 

[DogsBestFriend]

How can you say no