We need to talk...and other scary sentences.

[Dizzee]

That can't be a hair sir, the cook is bald...

 

[curiousbrain]

Honey, if that's not you ... where's the dog!?

 

[bbsam]

"...'til death do us part."

 

[ajblakejr]

"Stop by my office on the way out..."

 

[ajblakejr]

"I went shopping today..."

 

[curiousbrain]

"I went shopping today..."

"Dear, here's the Visa bill..."

Those two go together, I think.

 

[over9five]

"Dad, about your car...."

 

[toonertoo]

Here is our estimate, its totaled.

 

[ajblakejr]

Your Ex called...

 

[Dizzee]

Promise not to get mad?...

 

[ajblakejr]

It's not you...it's me...

 

[ajblakejr]

Let's just be friends...

 

[curiousbrain]

I'm only a little drunk ...

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What's the worst that could happen?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

(At the OB office)

Congratulations...it's triplets

 

[Dizzee]

He won't bite. He's just a big lovable baby...

 

[fethrs]

I have some good news, and some bad news...

 

[Dizzee]

Is it supposed to smoke like that?...

 

[fethrs]

Daddy, remember that guy from my high school you didn't like?

 

[packageguy]

"Honey- why don't WE" --------------------------------------------------------------it means any of YOUR plans for the coming week probably have been trashed. Right now "WE" are going to paint the bedroom again (for the 3rd time in 6 years) which means "I" get to move all the furniture, gather up all the paint supplies, cover everything up, prep, tape, scrape, fill in old nail holes, paint and clean up and she gets to -----pick out the new color sceme. P.S. I hate when "WE" paint.

That my friend is called A HONEY DO VACATION. Do this and do that

 

[ajblakejr]

"hey...just so you know its not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal"