We need to talk...and other scary sentences.

[fethrs]

It's not you, it's me.

Good one, I've been saying that one lately.

 

[ajblakejr]

I need to find myself...

 

[ajblakejr]

We need to start seeing other people...

 

[ajblakejr]

I can't lie, I slept with ...

 

[Dizzee]

I can't lie, I slept with ...

One eye open?
Your boots on?
A clean conscience?
out a care in the world?

 

[upsgrunt]

Is it in yet?

(Over told me this one)

 

[ajblakejr]

I can't lie, I slept with ...

One eye open?
Your boots on?
A clean conscience?
out a care in the world?

...your best friend.
...your boss.
...the next door neighbor.
...the UPS driver.

...and I am leaving you for him.

 

[ajblakejr]

Is it in yet?

(Over told me this one)

Forgive me.
It was set up for this reply...

Over, was this a traumatic event in your life?

 

[Lineandinitial]

You told me to always be honest...........

 

[upsgrunt]

Forgive me.
It was set up for this reply...

Over, was this a traumatic event in your life?

In fairness to Over, I was just kidding- he said no such thing.

 

[over9five]

Have you seen my gun?

"Yes, here it is. Don't worry, it's not loaded...."

Forgive me.
It was set up for this reply...

Over, was this a traumatic event in your life?

<sigh> every night....

In fairness to Over, I was just kidding- he said no such thing.

And you told me you'd never tell!

 

[fethrs]

And you told me you'd never tell!

I don't kiss and tell...

 

[Dizzee]

I think I'll try a new recipe tonight...

 

[Dizzee]

Where can I get UPS socks?

 

[moreluck]

 

[ajblakejr]

"My mother is coming to town..."

 

[toonertoo]

You didnt do anything wrong, I thought I loved you, until I met her...............

 

[ajblakejr]

Why didn't you call me?

 

[moreluck]

You need to contact everyone you've been intimate with......

 

[iowa boy]

Does this make me look fat?................Which shoes do you like better with this outfit?...................Are you mad at me?..............I hate my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............I have nothing to wear................






Direct quotes from the Missus...