Weird signatures...

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Damn---they think of everything now days. So what do you drop in front of that cute secretary with the short skirt now?

I drop a package of course

 

[sailfish]

Got a guy who works at a Sheetz with the name Sheetz. The first time he signed I had to ask him for his name twice because I thought he was full of st.

 

[Cementups]

Got a guy who works at a Sheetz with the name Sheetz. The first time he signed I had to ask him for his name twice because I thought he was full of st.

You mean, he was full of sheetz?!

 

[Cementups]

I have a guy who signs every day and signs something different every day. Most of them are actually pretty funny and make me laugh. 90% of them I can not put here on this forum.

 

[sailfish]

You mean, he was full of sheetz?!

I seriously considered typing that first!

 

[mreed171]

Brokendick

 

[Dub]

I got a guy that will not sign his own name. Always signs a different coworkers name.

Also love the people that when you ask, "last name"?....."yeah it's on there".

 

[sailfish]

Brokendick

That's why you have to do dynamic stretches.

 

[ZQXC]

I've gotten one in Chinese.

Did it hurt?