That's why I chain lock my hand truck.That’s when it was time to steal another one.
That's why I chain lock my hand truck.That’s when it was time to steal another one.
Mine would get stolen. Had to write route number on it.That’s when it was time to steal another one.
Yep somewhere along the way I became one of the old guys!Half the drivers and the management in my hub are in their 30's.
You’ll never be legendary!! Can’t even remember your password for God sakeGen Y: Gen Y, or Millennials, were born between 1981 and 1994/6. They are currently between 25 and 40 years old (72.1 million in the U.S.) Gen Y.1 = 25-29 years old (around 31 million people in the U.S.) Gen Y.2 = 29-39 (around 42 million people in the U.S.)
DO NOT CONFUSE Y.2 millennials with rookie Y.1 millennials…
Y.2 is like the RPCD
Y.1 IS LIKE A 22.4.
The newbies look at the plaque on the side of my truck and they're likeYep somewhere along the way I became one of the old guys!
“The Worlds oldest living Negro drives this truck”The newbies look at the plaque on the side of my truck and they're like
Damn....
Bastard....“The Worlds oldest living Negro drives this truck”
Good oral hygiene is important.The newbies look at the plaque on my teeth and they're like
Damn....
You have a plaque? Circle of honor?The newbies look at the plaque on the side of my truck and they're like
Damn....
They gave him out to everyone that had 10 years or more of serviceYou have a plaque? Circle of honor?
Who? Isn't that human trafficking?They gave him out to everyone that had 10 years or more of service
Years of service plaques are cool alsoThey gave him out to everyone that had 10 years or more of service
You can take it home or you could have it put on the truck
And if you had the circle honor they gave you another another one to put on the side of your truckYears of service plaques are cool also
Took mine home, I don’t want my name on that filthy truck.They gave him out to everyone that had 10 years or more of service
You can take it home or you could have it put on the truck
“ worlds fattest UPS driver”Took mine home, I don’t want my name on that filthy truck.
Your first name is Dick?Took mine home, I don’t want my name on that filthy truck.
KThat’s fat with a PH
SOB
FU2Your first name is Dick?