Bye Bye UPS

[Future]

He will send you a ing Hallmark card.

Assssssmunch!

 

[Future]

I'll think about him when I order a trampoline for my kid off amazon

SOB!!!!!!!!

 

[sailfish]

Welp. I'm jealous.

 

[Future]

Welp. I'm jealous.

Keep your in your pants

 

[sailfish]

Welp. I'm jealous.

No, but the nurse who did my physical today went balls deep. Usually the women half ass the hernia check in my experience. This lady wanted underwear and all off and dug right in. You missed your calling.

Of that, not so much.

 

[Over 70]

Welp. I'm jealous.

Nothing's perfect brother, I'll be freezing my ass off in the winter in a ditch covered in water. It all comes down to what's best for family.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Who?

You're pretty optimistic if you think I mean you

 

[sailfish]

Keep your in your pants

That's funny. They censor "wocket" now?

 

[Future]

You're pretty optimistic if you think I mean you

That hurt

 

[FrigidFTSup]

That hurt

I'll give you a special day on Monday to make up for it.

 

[Future]

I'll give you a special day on Monday to make up for it.

JakkkkkkkkE!

 

[Future]

I'll give you a special day on Monday to make up for it.

Son ... when you have a thoroughbred on the farm ...ya ... take care of him

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Son ... when you have a thoroughbred on the farm ...ya ... take care of him

Just for that you’re going to have a monster day and enough bulk to require three trips

 

[Future]

Just for that you’re going to have a monster day and enough bulk to require three trips

Will be done .... I rock

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Son ... when you have a thoroughbred on the farm ...ya ... take care of him

What a stud

 

[Brownslave688]

No, but the nurse who did my physical today went balls deep. Usually the women half ass the hernia check in my experience. This lady wanted underwear and all off and dug right in. You missed your calling.

Mine acted all embarrassed when she found out I didn't have anything on under the robe.

 

[burrheadd]

Who?

@Indecisi0n nurse poor woman scared for life

 

[Future]

 

[Tiereffinthree]

Just on your way out? Wipe your with the doo door browns (uniform.) Then pee on, and set on fire, no particular order. And all those things that left a bad taste in your mouth about UPS; spread like wildfire. Don't be shy about why you left the nightmare. Spread the word far and wide. Drastic reform for UPS drivers or they go out of business. Burn!

 

[Wally]

Cut off FedEx's service Over 70. Do us a solid.

Over 70 at the FedEx HQ!