Five Word Story

[Dizzee]

SMACK, right in the forehead!! "Ouch!!! That REALLY hurt", Austin Powers said. "Shagilicious, baby, you must know my friend, Fat Albert, from the hood, he wants to show off his custom made donut fryer, which also doubles as a hot cross bun maker and Panini thing-a-ma-jig." Grabbing bottle of Crisco, he slathered it on himself and approached AJ with evil eyes and warm, fuzzy intentions. "Your turn, slather for me, and grab those feather pillows, because I'm gonna' cook you a deep fried donut panini pizza. "My God!", said AJ, I think I love you.

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at

my wedding band, dangling from

 

[over9five]

SMACK, right in the forehead!! "Ouch!!! That REALLY hurt", Austin Powers said. "Shagilicious, baby, you must know my friend, Fat Albert, from the hood, he wants to show off his custom made donut fryer, which also doubles as a hot cross bun maker and Panini thing-a-ma-jig." Grabbing bottle of Crisco, he slathered it on himself and approached AJ with evil eyes and warm, fuzzy intentions. "Your turn, slather for me, and grab those feather pillows, because I'm gonna' cook you a deep fried donut panini pizza. "My God!", said AJ, I think I love you.

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from

his stick-on beak, "How did

 

[Bad Gas!]

MACK, right in the forehead!! "Ouch!!! That REALLY hurt", Austin Powers said. "Shagilicious, baby, you must know my friend, Fat Albert, from the hood, he wants to show off his custom made donut fryer, which also doubles as a hot cross bun maker and Panini thing-a-ma-jig." Grabbing bottle of Crisco, he slathered it on himself and approached AJ with evil eyes and warm, fuzzy intentions. "Your turn, slather for me, and grab those feather pillows, because I'm gonna' cook you a deep fried donut panini pizza. "My God!", said AJ, I think I love you.

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from

his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday"

 

[moreluck]

MACK, right in the forehead!! "Ouch!!! That REALLY hurt", Austin Powers said. "Shagilicious, baby, you must know my friend, Fat Albert, from the hood, he wants to show off his custom made donut fryer, which also doubles as a hot cross bun maker and Panini thing-a-ma-jig." Grabbing bottle of Crisco, he slathered it on himself and approached AJ with evil eyes and warm, fuzzy intentions. "Your turn, slather for me, and grab those feather pillows, because I'm gonna' cook you a deep fried donut panini pizza. "My God!", said AJ, I think I love you.

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from

his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday"
Taurus sticks out like a bull

 

[Sammie]

MACK, right in the forehead!! "Ouch!!! That REALLY hurt", Austin Powers said. "Shagilicious, baby, you must know my friend, Fat Albert, from the hood, he wants to show off his custom made donut fryer, which also doubles as a hot cross bun maker and Panini thing-a-ma-jig." Grabbing bottle of Crisco, he slathered it on himself and approached AJ with evil eyes and warm, fuzzy intentions. "Your turn, slather for me, and grab those feather pillows, because I'm gonna' cook you a deep fried donut panini pizza. "My God!", said AJ, I think I love you.

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo.

 

[Bad Gas!]

Back to Taurus's rocking, they

 

[bubsdad]

Back to Taurus's rocking, they

are very shallow, though. Hoaxter

 

[Dizzee]

SMACK, right in the forehead!! "Ouch!!! That REALLY hurt", Austin Powers said. "Shagilicious, baby, you must know my friend, Fat Albert, from the hood, he wants to show off his custom made donut fryer, which also doubles as a hot cross bun maker and Panini thing-a-ma-jig." Grabbing bottle of Crisco, he slathered it on himself and approached AJ with evil eyes and warm, fuzzy intentions. "Your turn, slather for me, and grab those feather pillows, because I'm gonna' cook you a deep fried donut panini pizza. "My God!", said AJ, I think I love you.

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter,

the astrologist, adjusted his crystal

 

[moreluck]

SMACK, right in the forehead!! "Ouch!!! That REALLY hurt", Austin Powers said. "Shagilicious, baby, you must know my friend, Fat Albert, from the hood, he wants to show off his custom made donut fryer, which also doubles as a hot cross bun maker and Panini thing-a-ma-jig." Grabbing bottle of Crisco, he slathered it on himself and approached AJ with evil eyes and warm, fuzzy intentions. "Your turn, slather for me, and grab those feather pillows, because I'm gonna' cook you a deep fried donut panini pizza. "My God!", said AJ, I think I love you.

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal

lite to taste like Creedmore

 

[over9five]

SMACK, right in the forehead!! "Ouch!!! That REALLY hurt", Austin Powers said. "Shagilicious, baby, you must know my friend, Fat Albert, from the hood, he wants to show off his custom made donut fryer, which also doubles as a hot cross bun maker and Panini thing-a-ma-jig." Grabbing bottle of Crisco, he slathered it on himself and approached AJ with evil eyes and warm, fuzzy intentions. "Your turn, slather for me, and grab those feather pillows, because I'm gonna' cook you a deep fried donut panini pizza. "My God!", said AJ, I think I love you.

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal

lite to taste like Creedmore.

Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed

 

[moreluck]

SMACK, right in the forehead!! "Ouch!!! That REALLY hurt", Austin Powers said. "Shagilicious, baby, you must know my friend, Fat Albert, from the hood, he wants to show off his custom made donut fryer, which also doubles as a hot cross bun maker and Panini thing-a-ma-jig." Grabbing bottle of Crisco, he slathered it on himself and approached AJ with evil eyes and warm, fuzzy intentions. "Your turn, slather for me, and grab those feather pillows, because I'm gonna' cook you a deep fried donut panini pizza. "My God!", said AJ, I think I love you.

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed

the swill and then burped

 

[toonertoo]

as dilligaf pulled her 9mm

 

[over9five]

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm

and fired 15 rounds into

 

[moreluck]

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into

Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet

 

[bubsdad]

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into

Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet.

LTD just stood back, criticizing

 

[Dizzee]

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing

her marksmanship, and lack of

 

[over9five]

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of

center mass hits. Barney meanwhile

 

[ajblakejr]

challenged and blamed the NRA

 

[moreluck]

I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of

center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA

for all that's wrong in

 

[ajblakejr]

his bed, AIG, America, McDonald's