Five Word Story

[toonertoo]

Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire

and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________

suggest we recycle the glass glass eyes what an idea."
I will check my internet keep'n eye on my beer 'cause I invented both luxuries Thank God for Al Gore. Touche. beer made milwaukee famous
and it's citizens, drunk.
Meanwhile Barney calls Paula for sex thinking she's a man.

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in
__________________

 

[DS]

desparate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's

 

[toonertoo]

looks like man stuff strapons

 

[over9five]

"It's BARBRA" Upstate corrected again

 

[moreluck]

and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________

suggest we recycle the glass glass eyes what an idea."
I will check my internet keep'n eye on my beer 'cause I invented both luxuries Thank God for Al Gore. Touche. beer made milwaukee famous
and it's citizens, drunk.
Meanwhile Barney calls Paula for sex thinking she's a man.

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again

anally. Babs headed toward the mashed

 

[over9five]

potatoes, licking her chops. She

 

[Dizzee]

and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________

suggest we recycle the glass glass eyes what an idea."
I will check my internet keep'n eye on my beer 'cause I invented both luxuries Thank God for Al Gore. Touche. beer made milwaukee famous
and it's citizens, drunk.
Meanwhile Barney calls Paula for sex thinking she's a man.

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She

had a dark lust in

 

[over9five]

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She

had a dark lust in

her soul. Those potatoes didn't

 

[over9five]

I keep having to look up to see if this is the 5 word or the 10 word!!!!!

 

[Dizzee]

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She had a dark lust in her soul. Those potatoes didn't

mash themselves. "Show yourself", she

 

[moreluck]

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She had a dark lust in her soul. Those potatoes didn't

mash themselves. "Show yourself", she

screamed at the kitchen door

 

[over9five]

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She had a dark lust in her soul. Those potatoes didn't

mash themselves. "Show yourself", she

screamed at the kitchen door.

The door slowly opened, revealing

 

[moreluck]

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She had a dark lust in her soul. Those potatoes didn't

mash themselves. "Show yourself", she

screamed at the kitchen door.

The door slowly opened, revealing

Emeril Lagasse in pink tights.

 

[Dizzee]

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She had a dark lust in her soul. Those potatoes didn't mash themselves. "Show yourself", she screamed at the kitchen door.
The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights.

"Is that a rolling-pin, or

 

[over9five]

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She had a dark lust in her soul. Those potatoes didn't mash themselves. "Show yourself", she screamed at the kitchen door.
The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights.

"Is that a rolling-pin, or

are you happy to see

 

[bubsdad]

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She had a dark lust in her soul. Those potatoes didn't mash themselves. "Show yourself", she screamed at the kitchen door.
The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights.

"Is that a rolling-pin, or

are you happy to see

me?" She said, licking her

 

[over9five]

potatoe covered face. It seemed

 

[fethrs]

Babs needed some extra help

 

[over9five]

Luckily, Emeril had his trusty

 

[fethrs]

shiny, brand spankin' new toy,