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I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one
I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?
I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her make was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I thought brain matter should be _________
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her make was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I thought brain matter should be _________
ajblakejr
Age quod agis
I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________
suggest we recycle the glass
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________
suggest we recycle the glass
ajblakejr
Age quod agis
I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________
suggest we recycle the glass glass eyes what an idea."
I will check my internet
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________
suggest we recycle the glass glass eyes what an idea."
I will check my internet
ajblakejr
Age quod agis
I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________
suggest we recycle the glass glass eyes what an idea."
I will check my internet keep'n eye on my beer 'cause I invented both luxuries!!! Thank God for Al gore! Touche, beer made Milwaukee famous
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________
suggest we recycle the glass glass eyes what an idea."
I will check my internet keep'n eye on my beer 'cause I invented both luxuries!!! Thank God for Al gore! Touche, beer made Milwaukee famous
moreluck
golden ticket member
I can hear Homer Simpson saying "Yummmm, how 'bout some bacon, ham? And then I woke up, and Homer was still there, covered in feathers and Crisco "Doh!" I said staring at my wedding band, dangling from his stick-on beak, "How did you know it was my birthday" Taurus sticks out like a bull, but Scorpio's totally rock, yo. Back to Taurus's rocking, they are very shallow, though.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________
suggest we recycle the glass glass eyes what an idea."
I will check my internet keep'n eye on my beer 'cause I invented both luxuries Thank God for Al Gore. Touche. beer made milwaukee famous
and it's citizens, drunk.
Hoaxter, the astrologist, adjusted his crystal lite to taste like Creedmore.
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________
suggest we recycle the glass glass eyes what an idea."
I will check my internet keep'n eye on my beer 'cause I invented both luxuries Thank God for Al Gore. Touche. beer made milwaukee famous
and it's citizens, drunk.
moreluck
golden ticket member
Hoax rolled swirled and swallowed the swill and then burped as dilligaf pulled her 9mm and fired 15 rounds into Barney Frank's platinum ankle bracelet. LTD just stood back, criticizing her marksmanship, and lack of center mass hits. Barney meanwhile challenged and blamed the NRA for all that's wrong inhis bed, AIG, America, McDonald's, Countrywide, Chevrolet, Chrysler, DHS, CIA .
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________
suggest we recycle the glass glass eyes what an idea."
I will check my internet keep'n eye on my beer 'cause I invented both luxuries Thank God for Al Gore. Touche. beer made milwaukee famous
and it's citizens, drunk.
Meanwhile Barney calls Paula for sex thinking she's a man.
Barney would rather be entering Dennis
We didn't start the fire
and Fwank aint the one. Cwant we all get awong?Barney shaking head continues rant, And Pelosis face falls off, shattering when it hit ground. Surprise!! Behind her mask was, Al Gore. "Environmentally speaking, I _________
suggest we recycle the glass glass eyes what an idea."
I will check my internet keep'n eye on my beer 'cause I invented both luxuries Thank God for Al Gore. Touche. beer made milwaukee famous
and it's citizens, drunk.
Meanwhile Barney calls Paula for sex thinking she's a man.
Barney would rather be entering Dennis
