Five Word Story

[moreluck]

Originally Posted by over9five
Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She had a dark lust in her soul. Those potatoes didn't mash themselves. "Show yourself", she screamed at the kitchen door.
The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights.

"Is that a rolling-pin, or

are you happy to see

me?" She said, licking her
Potato covered face.It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs.

 

[fethrs]

Originally Posted by over9five
Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She had a dark lust in her soul. Those potatoes didn't mash themselves. "Show yourself", she screamed at the kitchen door.
The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her
Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs,

put your face in here,

 

[Sammie]

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She had a dark lust in her soul. Those potatoes didn't mash themselves. "Show yourself", she screamed at the kitchen door.

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch,

 

[fethrs]

BAM! add some garlic too,

 

[Sammie]

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She had a dark lust in her soul. Those potatoes didn't mash themselves. "Show yourself", she screamed at the kitchen door.

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band.

 

[fethrs]

Babs, covered in garlicky potatoes,

 

[over9five]

Babs, covered in garlicky potatoes......

Emerils very white apron..... BINGO!

 

[moreluck]

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She had a dark lust in her soul. Those potatoes didn't mash themselves. "Show yourself", she screamed at the kitchen door.

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo....

they could've danced all night

 

[fethrs]

"Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically,

 

[bubsdad]

"Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically,

"Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!"

 

[Dizzee]

Barney would rather be entering Dennis Kucinich, in a ufo in a desperate attempt at devomitizing Barbara's looks like man stuff strap-ons. It's BARBRA, Upstate corrected again anally. Babs headed toward the mashed potatoes, licking her chops. She had a dark lust in her soul. Those potatoes didn't mash themselves. "Show yourself", she screamed at the kitchen door.

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!"

blasted from the stereo speakers

 

[over9five]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers.

Emerils no longer white apron

 

[moreluck]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron

was thrown to the floor

 

[Dizzee]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron was thrown to the floor,

used, wrinkled, just like Babs

 

[over9five]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron was thrown to the floor, used, wrinkled, just like Babs

face. But Emeril didn't care,

 

[moreluck]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron was thrown to the floor, used, wrinkled, just like Babs face. But Emeril didn't care, he had spares in the closet.

 

[fethrs]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron was thrown to the floor, used, wrinkled, just like Babs face. But Emeril didn't care, he had spares in the closet.
He was ready, on fire,

 

[moreluck]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron was thrown to the floor, used, wrinkled, just like Babs face. But Emeril didn't care, he had spares in the closet.
He was ready, on fire,
ready to be extinguished anyway

 

[fethrs]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron was thrown to the floor, used, wrinkled, just like Babs face. But Emeril didn't care, he had spares in the closet. He was ready, on fire, ready to be extinguished anyway and Babs was ready too.

 

[moreluck]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron was thrown to the floor, used, wrinkled, just like Babs face. But Emeril didn't care, he had spares in the closet. He was ready, on fire, ready to be extinguished anyway and Babs was ready too.

Babs sang a song from Yentl