Five Word Story

[toonertoo]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron was thrown to the floor, used, wrinkled, just like Babs face. But Emeril didn't care, he had spares in the closet. He was ready, on fire, ready to be extinguished anyway and Babs was ready too.

Babs sang a song from Yentl, then they watched brokeback Mountain

 

[fethrs]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron was thrown to the floor, used, wrinkled, just like Babs face. But Emeril didn't care, he had spares in the closet. He was ready, on fire, ready to be extinguished anyway and Babs was ready too. Babs sang a song from Yentl, then they watched brokeback Mountain, "is this what I'm missing"

 

[ajblakejr]

. Paula walked in and slapped

 

[Sammie]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron was thrown to the floor, used, wrinkled, just like Babs face. But Emeril didn't care, he had spares in the closet. He was ready, on fire, ready to be extinguished anyway and Babs was ready too. Babs sang a song from Yentl, then they watched Brokeback Mountain, "is this what I'm missing."

Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you

 

[ajblakejr]

talented leftwing useless itchbay whore."

 

[Sammie]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron was thrown to the floor, used, wrinkled, just like Babs face. But Emeril didn't care, he had spares in the closet. He was ready, on fire, ready to be extinguished anyway and Babs was ready too. Babs sang a song from Yentl, then they watched Brokeback Mountain, "is this what I'm missing."

Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON.

 

[moreluck]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron was thrown to the floor, used, wrinkled, just like Babs face. But Emeril didn't care, he had spares in the closet. He was ready, on fire, ready to be extinguished anyway and Babs was ready too. Babs sang a song from Yentl, then they watched Brokeback Mountain, "is this what I'm missing."

Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON.

Paula drop kicked Babs away

 

[ajblakejr]

Babs thinks this is foreplay.

 

[Sammie]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron was thrown to the floor, used, wrinkled, just like Babs face. But Emeril didn't care, he had spares in the closet. He was ready, on fire, ready to be extinguished anyway and Babs was ready too. Babs sang a song from Yentl, then they watched Brokeback Mountain, "is this what I'm missing."

Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets a

 

[bubsdad]

The door slowly opened, revealing Emeril Lagasse in pink tights. "Is that a rolling-pin, or are you happy to see me?" She said, licking her Potato covered face. It seemed Babs needed some extra help. Luckily, Emeril had his trusty shiny brand spankin' new toy, a lavender colander with legs. Put your face in here, kick it up a notch, BAM! add some garlic too, and groove to Emeril's band. Babs covered in garlicky potatoes....Emeril's very white apron....Bingo.... they could've danced all night. "Oh baby!" Emeril screamed frantically. "Hey Reputa, Reputa the buta!" blasted from the stereo speakers. Emerils no longer white apron was thrown to the floor, used, wrinkled, just like Babs face. But Emeril didn't care, he had spares in the closet. He was ready, on fire, ready to be extinguished anyway and Babs was ready too. Babs sang a song from Yentl, then they watched Brokeback Mountain, "is this what I'm missing."

Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets a

bill for all this excitement

 

[ajblakejr]

as Paula smashes Babs nose.

 

[over9five]

as Paula smashes Babs nose,

it made it look better.

 

[ajblakejr]

Clothing flies, boobies are exposed,

 

[over9five]

Clothing flies, boobies are exposed,

Nuttin' wrong wit dat!!!! But.....

 

[moreluck]

Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets abill for all this excitement as Paula smashes Bab's nose it made it look better. Clothing flies boobies are exposed. Nothin wrong wit dat !!! But

Who you callin' a butt???

 

[ajblakejr]

Exposed, tramp stamp and booty

 

[Dizzee]

Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets abill for all this excitement as Paula smashes Bab's nose it made it look better. Clothing flies boobies are exposed. Nothin wrong wit dat !!! But
Who you callin' a butt???
Exposed, tramp stamp and booty

on display, Paula longed for

 

[moreluck]

Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets abill for all this excitement as Paula smashes Bab's nose it made it look better. Clothing flies boobies are exposed. Nothin wrong wit dat !!! But
Who you callin' a butt???
Exposed, tramp stamp and booty on display, Paula longed for

Simon and his cutesy face

 

[Dizzee]

Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets abill for all this excitement as Paula smashes Bab's nose it made it look better. Clothing flies boobies are exposed. Nothin wrong wit dat !!! But
Who you callin' a butt???
Exposed, tramp stamp and booty on display, Paula longed for Simon and his cutesy face

and his funky monkey lovin'

 

[fethrs]

walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets a bill for all this excitement as Paula smashes Bab's nose it made it look better. Clothing, flies, boobies, are exposed. Nothin wrong wit dat !!! But who you callin' a butt??? Exposed, tramp stamp and booty on display, Paula longed for Simon and his cutesy face and his funky monkey lovin'.
Oh, how her loins ached