Five Word Story

[over9five]

walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets a bill for all this excitement as Paula smashes Bab's nose it made it look better. Clothing, flies, boobies, are exposed. Nothin wrong wit dat !!! But who you callin' a butt??? Exposed, tramp stamp and booty on display, Paula longed for Simon and his cutesy face and his funky monkey lovin'.
Oh, how her loins ached

Damn that mechanical bull! When

 

[moreluck]

walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets a bill for all this excitement as Paula smashes Bab's nose it made it look better. Clothing, flies, boobies, are exposed. Nothin wrong wit dat !!! But who you callin' a butt??? Exposed, tramp stamp and booty on display, Paula longed for Simon and his cutesy face and his funky monkey lovin'.
Oh, how her loins ached

Damn that mechanical bull! When

did I pull that muscle??

 

[ajblakejr]

That's what Paula named Simon's

 

[Sammie]

Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets a bill for all this excitement as Paula smashes Bab's nose it made it look better. Clothing, flies, boobies, are exposed. Nothin wrong wit dat !!! But who you callin' a butt??? Exposed, tramp stamp and booty on display, Paula longed for Simon and his cutesy face and his funky monkey lovin'. Oh, how her loins ached. Damn that mechanical bull! When did I pull that muscle?? That's what Paula named Simon's girlfriend -Titan. (Gilley's mechanical bull.)

 

[ajblakejr]

Bloody, bruised, bored, Bab's left

 

[fethrs]

Emeril and his pink tights

 

[ajblakejr]

the background plays Black Water

 

[Sammie]

Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets a bill for all this excitement as Paula smashes Bab's nose it made it look better. Clothing, flies, boobies, are exposed. Nothin wrong wit dat !!! But who you callin' a butt??? Exposed, tramp stamp and booty on display, Paula longed for Simon and his cutesy face and his funky monkey lovin'. Oh, how her loins ached. Damn that mechanical bull! When did I pull that muscle?? That's what Paula named Simon's girlfriend -Titan. (Gilley's mechanical bull.)

Bloody, bruised, bored, Bab's left Emeril and his pink tights. The background plays Black Water as Randy and Kara tiptoed quietly

 

[ajblakejr]

with Paula's bellbottoms and bra

 

[Catatonic]

with Paula's bellbottoms and bra

while Eric jammed some blues

 

[Dizzee]

Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets a bill for all this excitement as Paula smashes Bab's nose it made it look better. Clothing, flies, boobies, are exposed. Nothin wrong wit dat !!! But who you callin' a butt??? Exposed, tramp stamp and booty on display, Paula longed for Simon and his cutesy face and his funky monkey lovin'. Oh, how her loins ached. Damn that mechanical bull! When did I pull that muscle?? That's what Paula named Simon's girlfriend -Titan. (Gilley's mechanical bull.)

Bloody, bruised, bored, Bab's left Emeril and his pink tights. The background plays Black Water as Randy and Kara tiptoed quietly with Paula's bellbottoms and bra while Eric jammed some blues.

His fingers just a blur

 

[bubsdad]

Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets a bill for all this excitement as Paula smashes Bab's nose it made it look better. Clothing, flies, boobies, are exposed. Nothin wrong wit dat !!! But who you callin' a butt??? Exposed, tramp stamp and booty on display, Paula longed for Simon and his cutesy face and his funky monkey lovin'. Oh, how her loins ached. Damn that mechanical bull! When did I pull that muscle?? That's what Paula named Simon's girlfriend -Titan. (Gilley's mechanical bull.)

Bloody, bruised, bored, Bab's left Emeril and his pink tights. The background plays Black Water as Randy and Kara tiptoed quietly with Paula's bellbottoms and bra while Eric jammed some blues.

His fingers just a blur

he plucked the strings magically

 

[moreluck]

Originally Posted by Dizzee
Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets a bill for all this excitement as Paula smashes Bab's nose it made it look better. Clothing, flies, boobies, are exposed. Nothin wrong wit dat !!! But who you callin' a butt??? Exposed, tramp stamp and booty on display, Paula longed for Simon and his cutesy face and his funky monkey lovin'. Oh, how her loins ached. Damn that mechanical bull! When did I pull that muscle?? That's what Paula named Simon's girlfriend -Titan. (Gilley's mechanical bull.)

Bloody, bruised, bored, Bab's left Emeril and his pink tights. The background plays Black Water as Randy and Kara tiptoed quietly with Paula's bellbottoms and bra while Eric jammed some blues.

His fingers just a blur
he plucked the strings magically.

Emeril returned to Louisiana to

 

[over9five]

Emeril returned to Louisiana to

try to forget poor Paula

 

[moreluck]

Originally Posted by Dizzee
Paula walked in and slapped Babs senseless. "Take that, you talented leftwing useless itchbay whore." The cat fight was ON. Paula drop kicked Babs away, Babs thinks this is foreplay. Wait till she gets a bill for all this excitement as Paula smashes Bab's nose it made it look better. Clothing, flies, boobies, are exposed. Nothin wrong wit dat !!! But who you callin' a butt??? Exposed, tramp stamp and booty on display, Paula longed for Simon and his cutesy face and his funky monkey lovin'. Oh, how her loins ached. Damn that mechanical bull! When did I pull that muscle?? That's what Paula named Simon's girlfriend -Titan. (Gilley's mechanical bull.)

Bloody, bruised, bored, Bab's left Emeril and his pink tights. The background plays Black Water as Randy and Kara tiptoed quietly with Paula's bellbottoms and bra while Eric jammed some blues.

His fingers just a blur he plucked the strings magically.
Emeril returned to Louisiana to try to forget poor Paula.

Paula who? It worked !!

 

[over9five]

His fingers just a blur he plucked the strings magically.
Emeril returned to Louisiana to try to forget poor Paula.

Paula who? It worked !!

He forgot his name too....

 

[moreluck]

His fingers just a blur he plucked the strings magically.
Emeril returned to Louisiana to try to forget poor Paula.

Paula who? It worked !!

He forgot his name too....
So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude.

 

[over9five]

He forgot his name too....
So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude.

Jean Claude beheld the spatula.

 

[moreluck]

He forgot his name too....
So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude.

Jean Claude beheld the spatula.

He started 'Cooking with Capers'

 

[ajblakejr]

and strip joint in Nawlin's.