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Sammie
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Bloody, bruised, bored, Bab's left Emeril and his pink tights. The background plays Black Water as Randy and Kara tiptoed quietly with Paula's bellbottoms and bra while Eric jammed some blues.
His fingers just a blur, he plucked the strings magically. Emeril returned to Louisiana to try to forget poor Paula.
Paula who? It worked !!
He forgot his name too.... So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude. Jean Claude beheld the spatula. He started 'Cooking with Capers' and strip joint in Nawlin's. Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dog poop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into
His fingers just a blur, he plucked the strings magically. Emeril returned to Louisiana to try to forget poor Paula.
Paula who? It worked !!
He forgot his name too.... So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude. Jean Claude beheld the spatula. He started 'Cooking with Capers' and strip joint in Nawlin's. Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dog poop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into
He forgot his name too.... So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude. Jean Claude beheld the spatula. He started 'Cooking with Capers' and strip joint in Nawlin's. Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dog poop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into
his mouth. It tasted pretty
his mouth. It tasted pretty
Sammie
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He forgot his name too.... So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude. Jean Claude beheld the spatula. He started 'Cooking with Capers'and strip joint in Nawlin's. Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dogpoop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into his mouth. It tasted pretty darned good with oyster crackers!
fethrs
Well-Known Member
He forgot his name too.... So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude. Jean Claude beheld the spatula. He started 'Cooking with Capers'and strip joint in Nawlin's. Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dogpoop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into his mouth. It tasted pretty darned good with oyster crackers!
Now he felt like making
Now he felt like making
moreluck
golden ticket member
He forgot his name too.... So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude. Jean Claude beheld the spatula. He started 'Cooking with Capers'and strip joint in Nawlin's. Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dogpoop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into his mouth. It tasted pretty darned good with oyster crackers!
Now he felt like making
Scalloped ham & potatoes, his Minnesota
Now he felt like making
Scalloped ham & potatoes, his Minnesota
He forgot his name too.... So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude. Jean Claude beheld the spatula. He started 'Cooking with Capers'and strip joint in Nawlin's. Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dogpoop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into his mouth. It tasted pretty darned good with oyster crackers!
Now he felt like making
Scalloped ham & potatoes, his Minnesota bloodline, made him crave it
Now he felt like making
Scalloped ham & potatoes, his Minnesota bloodline, made him crave it
ajblakejr
Age quod agis
the pirate / viking bloodline, "BAM!"
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Sammie started this story on April 1, 2009.
Awesome.....
570 posts and 3048 views later!!!!
Thank you Sammie for a reason to limit my verbage because I can write on and on and on and post about nothing and everything all at once...
see it is better to limit me to five or ten words !!!!!
fethrs
Well-Known Member
He forgot his name too.... So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude. Jean Claude beheld the spatula. He started 'Cooking with Capers'and strip joint in Nawlin's. Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dogpoop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into his mouth. It tasted pretty darned good with oyster crackers! Now he felt like making scalloped ham & potatoes, his Minnesota bloodline, made him crave it, the pirate / viking bloodline, "BAM!"
shouted someone he didn't see,
shouted someone he didn't see,
Sammie
Well-Known Member
He forgot his name too.... So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude. Jean Claude beheld the spatula. He started 'Cooking with Capers'and strip joint in Nawlin's. Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dogpoop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into his mouth. It tasted pretty darned good with oyster crackers! Now he felt like making scalloped ham & potatoes, his Minnesota bloodline, made him crave it, the pirate / viking bloodline, "BAM!" shouted someone he didn't see.
In struts Emeril, naked except for his executive chef's hat.
In struts Emeril, naked except for his executive chef's hat.
ajblakejr
Age quod agis
standing stiff on his head
ajblakejr
Age quod agis
He forgot his name too.... So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude. Jean Claude beheld the spatula. He started 'Cooking with Capers'and strip joint in Nawlin's. Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dogpoop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into his mouth. It tasted pretty darned good with oyster crackers! Now he felt like making scalloped ham & potatoes, his Minnesota bloodline, made him crave it, the pirate / viking bloodline, "BAM!" shouted someone he didn't see.
In struts Emeril, naked except for his executive chef's hat, standing stiff on his head appeared, "BAM" look at this!
Paula was looking straight at
In struts Emeril, naked except for his executive chef's hat, standing stiff on his head appeared, "BAM" look at this!
Paula was looking straight at
fethrs
Well-Known Member
He forgot his name too.... So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude. Jean Claude beheld the spatula. He started 'Cooking with Capers'and strip joint in Nawlin's. Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dogpoop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into his mouth. It tasted pretty darned good with oyster crackers! Now he felt like making scalloped ham & potatoes, his Minnesota bloodline, made him crave it, the pirate / viking bloodline, "BAM!" shouted someone he didn't see. In struts Emeril, naked except for his executive chef's hat, standing stiff on his head appeared, "BAM" look at this! Paula was looking straight at
Emeril's long, skinny, string bean
Emeril's long, skinny, string bean
ajblakejr
Age quod agis
He forgot his name too.... So he was re-baptized, Jean Claude. Jean Claude beheld the spatula. He started 'Cooking with Capers'and strip joint in Nawlin's. Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dogpoop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into his mouth. It tasted pretty darned good with oyster crackers! Now he felt like making scalloped ham & potatoes, his Minnesota bloodline, made him crave it, the pirate / viking bloodline, "BAM!" shouted someone he didn't see. In struts Emeril, naked except for his executive chef's hat, standing stiff on his head appeared, "BAM" look at this! Paula was looking straight at
Emeril's long, skinny, string bean
stuck in his ugly toes
Emeril's long, skinny, string bean
stuck in his ugly toes
fethrs
Well-Known Member
spatula. He started 'Cooking with Capers'and strip joint in Nawlin's. Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dogpoop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into his mouth. It tasted pretty darned good with oyster crackers! Now he felt like making scalloped ham & potatoes, his Minnesota bloodline, made him crave it, the pirate / viking bloodline, "BAM!" shouted someone he didn't see. In struts Emeril, naked except for his executive chef's hat, standing stiff on his head appeared, "BAM" look at this! Paula was looking straight at Emeril's long, skinny, string bean stuck in his ugly toes
"do those come with fries"
"do those come with fries"
