Five Word Story

[ajblakejr]

Sadly Emeril turns and walks

 

[DS]

Demoralised dejected flacid and pissed

 

[bubsdad]

Demoralised dejected flacid and pissed

and says "BAM, my ass!"

 

[over9five]

Demoralised dejected flacid and pissed and says "BAM, my ass!"

Barney Frank heard that and

 

[moreluck]

Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dogpoop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into his mouth. It tasted pretty darned good with oyster crackers! Now he felt like making scalloped ham & potatoes, his Minnesota bloodline, made him crave it, the pirate / viking bloodline, "BAM!" shouted someone he didn't see. In struts Emeril, naked except for his executive chef's hat, standing stiff on his head appeared, "BAM" look at this! Paula was looking straight at Emeril's long, skinny, string bean stuck in his ugly toes
"do those come with fries" ? Sadly Emeril turns and walks Demoralised dejected flacid and pissed and says "BAM, my ass!" Barney Frank heard that and

swooned with heavenly delight !!

 

[over9five]

Emeril, horrified, started to run

 

[moreluck]

Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dogpoop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into his mouth. It tasted pretty darned good with oyster crackers! Now he felt like making scalloped ham & potatoes, his Minnesota bloodline, made him crave it, the pirate / viking bloodline, "BAM!" shouted someone he didn't see. In struts Emeril, naked except for his executive chef's hat, standing stiff on his head appeared, "BAM" look at this! Paula was looking straight at Emeril's long, skinny, string bean stuck in his ugly toes
"do those come with fries" ? Sadly Emeril turns and walks Demoralised dejected flacid and pissed and says "BAM, my ass!" Barney Frank heard that and
swooned with heavenly delight !! Emeril, horrified, started to run

but tripped on apron strings

 

[over9five]

Barney was on him like

 

[moreluck]

Creole coursed through his blood but cat herding was his forte. He used his trusty dogpoop scooper to ladle his shrimp and sausage gumbo into his mouth. It tasted pretty darned good with oyster crackers! Now he felt like making scalloped ham & potatoes, his Minnesota bloodline, made him crave it, the pirate / viking bloodline, "BAM!" shouted someone he didn't see. In struts Emeril, naked except for his executive chef's hat, standing stiff on his head appeared, "BAM" look at this! Paula was looking straight at Emeril's long, skinny, string bean stuck in his ugly toes
"do those come with fries" ? Sadly Emeril turns and walks Demoralised dejected flacid and pissed and says "BAM, my ass!" Barney Frank heard that and
swooned with heavenly delight !! Emeril, horrified, started to run
but tripped on apron strings Barney was on him like

white on rice.....ooooh yummy!

 

[over9five]

BAM, my ass!" Barney Frank heard that and
swooned with heavenly delight !! Emeril, horrified, started to run
but tripped on apron strings Barney was on him like white on rice.....ooooh yummy!

The sceaming, the crying, the

 

[moreluck]

BAM, my ass!" Barney Frank heard that and
swooned with heavenly delight !! Emeril, horrified, started to run
but tripped on apron strings Barney was on him like white on rice.....ooooh yummy! The sceaming, the crying, the

huMANity of it all, gripped

 

[toonertoo]

BAM, my ass!" Barney Frank heard that and
swooned with heavenly delight !! Emeril, horrified, started to run
but tripped on apron strings Barney was on him like white on rice.....ooooh yummy! The sceaming, the crying, the

huMANity of it all, gripped in Barneys fatty porky fingers __________________

 

[ajblakejr]

was the slimy string bean.

 

[over9five]

The excitement caused Barneys heart

 

[Sammie]

The excitement caused Barneys heart to explode like a mushmelon.

 

[ajblakejr]

Anderson Cooper witnessed it LIVE!!!!

 

[Dizzee]

BAM, my ass!" Barney Frank heard that and swooned with heavenly delight !! Emeril, horrified, started to run but tripped on apron strings Barney was on him like white on rice.....ooooh yummy! The sceaming, the crying, the huMANity of it all, gripped in Barneys fatty porky fingers was the slimy string bean. The excitement caused Barneys heart to explode like a mushmelon. Anderson Cooper witnessed it LIVE!!!!

Unfortunately the broadcast was interrupted

 

[over9five]

Unfortunately the broadcast was interrupted

by news of Swine Flu

 

[ajblakejr]

and Joe Biden causing panic

 

[Dizzee]

when his airplane was struck