Use Four words only.

[Just A UPS Guy]

Isn’t that five words?

Creative use of apostrophe.

 

[over9five]

Someone cook me something.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Someone cook me something.

You need Jenny Craig

 

[over9five]

You need Jenny Craig

How hot is she?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

How hot is she?

She has a vagina
.

 

[BSWALKS]

Something here sounds fishy

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Something here sounds fishy

Sniffing @Wilson1397 crotch again?

 

[over9five]

Crotchsniffers will be banned.

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

Crotchsniffers will be banned.

What if she's hawt?

 

[over9five]

What if she's hawt?

Picture required!

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

Picture required!

Dude.... FOUR ING WORDS!!!

 

[over9five]

Dude.... FOUR ING WORDS!!!

Oh man, I've failed!!!

 

[Thebrownblob]

Oh man, I've failed!!!

Welcome to the club

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Oh man, I've failed!!!

Please Go ban yourself

 

[over9five]

Please Go ban yourself

Goodbye, cruel Cafe world!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Goodbye, cruel Cafe world!

Another one bites dust

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

Goodbye, cruel Cafe world!

Let's hit the elks!

 

[over9five]

Ima getting quite intoxicated

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

Ima getting quite intoxicated

Ima gettin' started now

 

[Brownwind]

It’s been warm again