Where, Oh Where, is my DIAD?

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

And according to sober, brownmonster and others, it's the thong underwear that really get you!

Yeah, I have folded enough of her laundry to have run across those things.

 

[upsdude]

I have 4 daughters, ages 30, 22, 16, 13.

OK, that's enough, back to the man cave (garage).

 

[stevetheupsguy]

I have 4 daughters, ages 30, 22, 16, 13.

OK, that's enough, back to the man cave (garage).

I have 5 daughters 19 (Pregnant), 13, 7, 6, 5.........I think that makes a royal flush.

 

[Paid-over-in-Maine]

Im guessing he has summer teeth?

Summer there, summer missing!! LOL!

 

[Big Babooba]

Here's a photo of an ice covered road that I drive on almost every day. Today the ice was cracked and I couldn't believe how thick it was! I used the DIAD as a measuring device. The ice was 1 DIAD4 and 2" thick. I think we have a new unit of measurement. How many DIAD4s in a mile? The photo isn't too clear but the DIAD is actually 2 inches below the top of the ice!

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Here's a photo of an ice covered road that I drive on almost every day. Today the ice was cracked and I couldn't believe how thick it was! I used the DIAD as a measuring device. The ice was 1 DIAD4 and 2" thick. I think we have a new unit of measurement. How many DIAD4s in a mile? The photo isn't too clear but the DIAD is actually 2 inches below the top of the ice!

Way to go, BigB, thanks for keeping the thread moving along.

 

[packagedude]

I say back over it and see how deep you can push it in the fault line!!!

 

[Big Babooba]

I say back over it and see how deep you can push it in the fault line!!!

Yeah wise butt? What happens if I did that and the Earth breaks in half? Are you going to take some of the blame? HUH? Or are you gonna leave me holding the bag?

 

[overallowed]

If you rolled an ankle walking over that crack, would ups file a work comp claim against the city/township that has jurisdiction over that road? There sure as heck isn't a hand rail there.
Food for thought.

 

[packagedude]

that depends on whats in the bag, big b!!!!

 

[brownmonster]

Yeah wise butt? What happens if I did that and the Earth breaks in half? Are you going to take some of the blame? HUH? Or are you gonna leave me holding the bag?

Unless you are Chuck Norris you can't break the earth in half.

 

[Covemastah]

Where, Oh Where, are my children?

I for one would of liked to have seen STUG in the bra!!!! But since he's not a feeder driver he probaly hasn't got manboobs!!

 

[over9five]

oh that was sooooooo not right.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Covemastah]

I know,but the truth often hurts,,, I was in chema last nite and was looking for yah...

 

[over9five]

Shoulda looked in the tractor shop. I had an issue, was there a long time!!! Maybe 2:30 - 3...

 

[stevetheupsguy]

I for one would of liked to have seen STUG in the bra!!!! But since he's not a feeder driver he probaly hasn't got manboobs!!

oh that was sooooooo not right.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good enough for ya's?

 

[dilligaf]

Good enough for ya's?

Very fetching Steve, do you have slippers on to match?

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Very fetching Steve, do you have slippers on to match?

LOL, next time we go to Kohl's, I get all gussied up, just for you dilli.

 

[dilligaf]

LOL, next time we go to Kohl's, I get all gussied up, just for you dilli.

Just remember, my favorite colors are purple and green.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Just remember, my favorite colors are purple and green.

LOL, I will keep that in mind, really, I can do that, I'm a UPS guy.

See what I mean?