Sorry for the derail but I have a good story. Hired as a peak seasonal a million yrs ago. Got recalled the third week of January by an on road sup asking if I'm still looking for work to report back the next morning (Thursday). I didn't tell him that I sprained my ankle playing Bball and was on crutches. Anyway, I taped it up and showed up next morning in pure agony with each step. The sup sees me and takes a look at the ankle and says "holy buttsnort, you can't drive". Then he browns up and delivers the whole route while I stand (one-legged) on the right side, no seats back then. Does the same on Friday. By Monday I'm good enough to work.
The guy could've said "you can't drive, you don't work" but he didn't.
There are a few good ones out there...