Number one or number two?
You deserve to have your pension stolen!Wifey: No, he spotted the neighbors putting up extra decorations, now he's in battle mode, ordering extra lights on Amazon...
Daughter: Mom, you have to stop him...
Seriously, am I to sit back and let the neighbors win?
Just overheard my wife and daughter on the phone:
Wifey: Dad's at it again...
Daughter: OH NO, is he digging up the lawn again? (The brat)
Wifey: No, he spotted the neighbors putting up extra decorations, now he's in battle mode, ordering extra lights on Amazon...
Daughter: Mom, you have to stop him...
Seriously, am I to sit back and let the neighbors win?
Giant pain in the assFor the 2nd time since I retired I will have to put up some lights. Normally we go to Texas for the holidays but this year they are all coming here. Bah Humbug.
For the 2nd time since I retired I will have to put up some lights. Normally we go to Texas for the holidays but this year they are all coming here. Bah Humbug.
Oh I will do it------ but it sure is easier going to Texas.
You can pay people to do thatFor the 2nd time since I retired I will have to put up some lights. Normally we go to Texas for the holidays but this year they are all coming here. Bah Humbug.
Back when people want to work maybe.You can pay people to do that
Trump deported them allYou can pay people to do that
All the lawn services around here also put up Christmas lights and push snowBack when people want to work maybe.
All the lawn services around here also put up Christmas lights and push snow
Those clowns put the lights up all wrong. Real men have an exact location for each light!You can pay people to do that
They would laugh if they saw my collection of Xmas decorations. The newest ones are still at least 22 years old.
That's the Christmas spirit!People are stealing them every year here.
Sure, Amazon never stops at the @542thruNthru homestead...You deserve to have your pension stolen!