New DG Agent

[AB831]

Showed it to you once. Your reading comprehension let you down. No reason to show you a second time.

Okay, liar.

 

[floridays]

I can just see you whistling "Zipidy do dah" when you get up every morning, then breaking into Pharell's "Happy" in front of your coworkers on the sort. It just warms my heart to see FedEx couriers with such an upbeat attitude.

I see a fat, overweight, hairy slob, (that blew a winning scratch off ticket to early retirement,) bending over each day to take what he gladly left in order to get on his knees and service the master he proudly left.

Suck once, you're forever a sucker.

That's my picture, that's how I see Old Falcon Fart.

 

[falcon back]

I see a fat, overweight, hairy slob, (that blew a winning scratch off ticket to early retirement,) bending over each day to take what he gladly left in order to get on his knees and service the master he proudly left.

Suck once, you're forever a sucker.

That's my picture, that's how I see Old Falcon Fart.

Without your wife blowing the work group, you are unloading cans every day.

 

[falcon back]

Okay, liar.

Prove me wrong

 

[floridays]

Without your wife blowing the work group, you are unloading cans every day.

Considering everything you said has absolutely no basis in fact, you are consistent.

I am not married, I don't unload cans.

You however did win a scratch off which allowed you to retire early.

You did, by simple deduction blow your winnings.
You are no longer retired, ....... back bending over and kneeling for Fedex.


How are your dogs?
Can they look you straight in the face and not be disgusted?

 

[Cactus]

Considering everything you said has absolutely no basis in fact, you are consistent.

I am not married, I don't unload cans.

You however did win a scratch off which allowed you to retire early.

You did, by simple deduction blow your winnings.
You are no longer retired, ....... back bending over and kneeling for Fedex.


How are your dogs?
Can they look you straight in the face and not be disgusted?

@falcon back dreams of being Fred's bitch forever.

He lost his "sweet deal" 3 day a week FO route (which most likely never existed) and claimed his wife got a winning scratch off ticket and let him retire, In all likely hood he was fired and now makes a living helping his neighbor kid on a paper route. Sad little man he is.