Actually, you are the one who is fortunate Jace. I make bad supervisors like you my pet project and they soon find out how much "authority" they really have. My body count is now two pages long and growing every year. I live for the "You will work as directed" mentality, it's the fastest way to see Management hang themselves! You personify the cancer that is keeping UPS from being the absolute best company to work for in America.
Twice your age? Maybe. Three times your pay? Most definitely, and then some. Four times as wise? Absolutely, but then again; you set the bar pretty low.
Let's talk about Mentality.... You brag that you make more money than this kid, but your probably old enough to be his grandfather. Glad your proud of that. I would be offended if an employee with two years with the company made more than I do. So I would like to congratulate you.. You make more money than a guy right out of high school......