Worst pickup lines ever...

[bbsam]

Hey baby,I work for FedEx ground.

I get paid.by Fedex Ground; not sure I'd call it work though.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I get paid.by Fedex Ground; not sure I'd call it work though.

Wasn't referring to you. Just saying a bad pickup line. I truly doubt it works.

 

[Future]

WTF does this even mean?

I am not the sharpest tool in the shed......but i would think on the lines of 7inches

 

[bbsam]

Wasn't referring to you. Just saying a bad pickup line. I truly doubt it works.

In which case I conveniently drop a Visa Platinum card to seal the interest.

 

[Operational needs]

In which case I conveniently drop a Visa Platinum card to seal the interest.

It's really sad that some women are so shallow that the sight of a Visa platinum card would seal the interest.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

In which case I conveniently drop a Visa Platinum card to seal the interest.

Go big or go home.

 

[Billy Ray]

I am not the sharpest tool in the shed......but i would think on the lines of 7inches

That's all; no wonder I didn't get it

 

[Future]

It's really sad that some women are so shallow that the sight of a Visa platinum card would seal the interest.

This is all the women i date will except (LOL)

 

[bbsam]

Go big or go home.

What I carry that's big and black doesn't fit in the wallet.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

What I carry that's big and black doesn't fit in the wallet.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

That's all; no wonder I didn't get it

Twss

 

[Operational needs]

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This is all the women i date will except (LOL)

Hookers?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Hookers?

Where?

 

[Future]

What I carry that's big and black doesn't fit in the wallet.

And i would have to change my name to A.L. Taylor.......way to much trouble

 

[Operational needs]

Where?

Taking @Future's hard earned money. Lol.

 

[Future]

Hookers?

Just playin....things never got that bad lol

 

[Billy Ray]

Nice legs. What time do they open?

 

[Operational needs]

Just playin....things never got that bad lol

Um hmm. Suuuuree. Lol.

 

[Operational needs]

Nice legs. What time do they open?

If a guy ever used that on me, I would just get up and walk away.

 

[Billy Ray]

If a guy ever used that on me, I would just get up and walk away.

LMAO