I prefer not to stand in line for a blow.
Worst pickup lines ever...
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Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Depends is it stall #3 at the greyhound station?I prefer not to stand in line for a blow.
@Big Arrow Down...D
Big Arrow Down...D
Leave the gun,take the cannoli
You prefer to be on your knees right?I prefer not to stand in line for a blow.
Easier on the back...
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Lot lizards....$15...no waiting....lolI prefer not to stand in line for a blow.
olroadbeech
Happy Verified UPSer
to pick up a girl the first thing we look at is confidence. without that you are SOL.
second thing is an HONEST compliment. example. mention that she looks a lot like a ( insert celebrity name ) has to be close to true.
or maybe her eyes or hair or dress caught his attention. have to be sincere since we can smell BS a thousand miles away.
third. humor works very well if unique and intelligent. corny humor can work if we are drunk and have the giggles.
but smart humor works real well especially if we never heard it before.
last. " if at first you don't succeed, try , try again." ( GOLD )
NOW PAY ME !!!
second thing is an HONEST compliment. example. mention that she looks a lot like a ( insert celebrity name ) has to be close to true.
or maybe her eyes or hair or dress caught his attention. have to be sincere since we can smell BS a thousand miles away.
third. humor works very well if unique and intelligent. corny humor can work if we are drunk and have the giggles.
but smart humor works real well especially if we never heard it before.
last. " if at first you don't succeed, try , try again." ( GOLD )
NOW PAY ME !!!
Hey I'm a part time Sup.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
"Hi, I'm single and have 3 cats..."
How's that working out?
sailfish
Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
Have you tried it?
It only works on guys.
sailfish
Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
So you've tried it on guys?
sailfish
Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
Don't believe you for a minute.
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