Worst pickup lines ever...

[Turdferguson]

Hi my name is @Big Arrow Down...D

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Baby, I'll last longer than a white crayon...

It's just about crazon sized too....lol

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Hi my name is @Big Arrow Down...D

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Hey baby check out my $200 valve stem.

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

Hi I'm from Kentucky.... Hey where you goin?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Hi I'm from Kentucky.... Hey where you goin?

 

[Operational needs]

Baby, I'll last longer than a white crayon...

Deal!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Hi I'm from Kentucky.... Hey where you goin?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Hi I'm from Kentucky.... Hey where you goin?

View attachment 47605

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Hi I'm from Kentucky.... Hey where you goin?

Still laughing.
Boom!

 

[Billy Ray]

Your mom was pretty good, so I figured you would be too.

 

[sailfish]

Are you from Ireland? Because when I look at you my wiener doubles in size.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Hi my name is @Sailboat422 .

 

[sailfish]

Hi my name is @Sailboat422 .

D*.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Hey! @IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U

 

[sailfish]

Hey! @IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U

Would never work.

 

[watdaflock?]

bb58- "I load four pc's every day!"

 

[Billy Ray]

I have a lizard tongue, and I can breathe through my ears.

 

[olroadbeech]

ive heard every bad pick up line in history.....

but I can also tell you guys the 4 best lines that have worked on me and my girlfriends.

and they work 90% of the time.

 

[olroadbeech]

4 best lines?

4 lines of blow. 2 for you 2 for me